Hunger Mythos, the lolcow

[Dee]

Mythos cares deeply about her friends. She is a beautiful and misunderstood soul and this is slander.

 

[HG 400]

She is a beautiful and misunderstood soul and this is slander.

No, she's a legit disgusting pervert.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

No, she's a legit disgusting pervert.

I guess Mythos really is Nick Bate's sister! It's not just the accent after all.

 

[applecat]

Nice , MYTHOS!

 

[Dee]

No, she's a legit disgusting pervert.

That sign is clearly not even her own handwritten words. Nice try twoll.

 

[Male]

she's a white knighting creep that hates children named after food who eats dropped food and despises poor dehydrated people moaning for water, she also hates the sound of birds chirping, mexican music playing, and anything related to the color orange. She also laughs at animals being trapped in garbage cans claiming that they are indeed trash


EDIT:

screw dormie too

 

[Stalin]

Male cannot be trusted-he's a shloop loop.

Hunger is the best.

 

[LM 697]

i heard she stabbed another kid dog with a red pen

and she hates her pants

 

[Dollars2010]

You dang dirty trolling stupids and pizza grillas! At least my galpal Dee senpai and joyboy Stalin senpai got my back like the True and Honest friends they are!

 

[HG 400]

A challenger appears. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the TRUE and HONEST Liquid Mythos.

 

[Pikonic]

Like, she thinks she's Japanese!

 

[Judge Willow Giovanna]

GOD I HATE HUNGER MYTHOS. SHE GIVES OTHER CORGIS A BAD NAME. NOT ALL CORGIS ARE SICK DISGUSTING FREAKS LIKE HER GOSH.

 

[applecat]

Remember that time she ran over poor Michael Schnauzer in his own parking lot? And she wasn't even sorry!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

THOSE JERKOPS

 

[Pikonic]

Just found this on her computer:

Total pedophile.

 

[Male]

Is this what you want, you can't stand having StarFox touch me, so you wanna touch me don't you...

 

[NavierStoked]

Look at that slut!

Skank!

 

[Dollars2010]

I am not a Pedofork, you Dorks. Nor have I ever run over that chowchow Michael Schnauzer, despite him un-righteously banning me from the Petco down the street, across from the Dog Bar. All of these are LIES LIES LIES LIES!

 

[LM 697]

BREAKING NEWS

This picture is believed to show the FINAL MOMENTS of Hunger's former dog friend who is believed to have died in an "accident".

Spoiler: WARNING: GRAPHIC

Look at the fear in its eyes as Hunger "BOOOOOO-EEEE" Mythos looms over her victim.

 

[HG 400]

Looks like she's been shooping all her pics. This is her before photoshop.