Hurricane Milton

[bile demon]

WTF is wrong with this season. What is with all these Hurricanes blowing in from the West. The Superstitious side of me is saying that all these wild storms in the month of October means the leadership of the nation has angered heaven, and as we approach the night of Samhain when the veil between this world and the fae grows weakest, the wrath of heaven becomes more pronounced.

But that is just silly talk.

Jewish weather control machines are entering the next stage of testing it seems.

 

[#FF0000]

He's a 5. Incredible strengthening over the past 8 hours or so.

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCUAT4+shtml/071553.shtml

This is going to reach as intense as the waters physically allow it to be.

 

[Xev]

Give yourself at least 35 miles away from the coast, more if applicable. Tbh I would go south instead, north is still dealing with Helene.

Shit, even Key Largo is a better option at this point instead of going north. Hotels down there are gonna be cheap cheap cheap because nobody thinks to ride out a northward storm in the Keys.

It's a five hour drive from Tampa to the keys. Meanwhile something inland like Ocala is less than two hours. Inland north Florida doesn't really get storm fucked like the rest of Florida.

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

I don't want to make a really long post but I want to talk about how bad it may get for the Sarasota area.

The entire stretch of land, from Longboat Key, all the way to Siesta Key may be completely inundated in surge,



These are very high density neighborhoods

Longboat Key

Spoiler: Longboat Key pics

Siesta Key

Spoiler: Siesta Key pics

These people need to be evacuated immediately.

 

[True and Honest Goober]

I guess the good news is that Milton is (relatively) small. The storm will probably hit and hit hard but since it's small it might slow down a bit when some of it starts going over land in mexico. I'm praying for all those around the tampa area since we're gonna get screwed if the models are right.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

i would barely classify Tampa as white anyway. the parts I've been to are nothing but moon crickets, spics, a few pajeets and fat white woman coal burners.

And this is going to hit Tampa...

I fucking hate when I make a fucking joke and end up being correct anyways.

 

[mindlessobserver]

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Down to 924mb.

We may have a sub 900 MB storm on our hands here soon. Worst case scenario . All the models just got BTFO by our boy Milton. Just yesterday they were forecasting maybe a Cat 2 about now with some strengthening to 4 overnight and then weakening back down on approach tomorrow afternoon.

Cannot stress enough that if you live on the west coast of Florida the time to GTFO is now. Don't wait until tomorrow. You will be stuck in traffic. Start packing. And if you live in the Barrier Islands, bring the family heirlooms and pictures. Because there won't be shit left but the foundations by the end of the week.

 

[Ghostse]

Thank god FEMA spent all their budget on housing for illegals

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

It gets even worse further South

Spoiler: Fort Myers / Cape Coral

Spoiler: Port Charlotte / Punta Gorda

 

[GaryGray]

NHC showing several major cities at risk of flash floods as a result of Milton. Hope FEMA has been digging in the cushions for sheckles because that is a lot of people who might need help.

The entire stretch of land, from Longboat Key, all the way to Siesta Key may be completely inundated in surge,

Ian did the same thing in 2022 to the barrier islands near Fort Myers. They have barely recovered from that and some buildings are already turning off gas/electricity again in preparation.

 

[BelUwUga]

Well fuck... From one of the projected tracks it might be heading straight for my family that just got the bulk of cleanup done from the 4' of flooding Helene brought. Sorry TampaBros but I'm praying this thing cuts south of them.

 

[FMW13]

Kiwi Frens in Florida stay safe, and alert your friends and neighbors. Part of the reason Helene was so destructive was due to the fact people weren't paying attention. This is going to be a bad one.

Florida man here BRING IT PUSSIES.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

It's a five hour drive from Tampa to the keys. Meanwhile something inland like Ocala is less than two hours. Inland north Florida doesn't really get storm fucked like the rest of Florida.

Ocala is going to be a shitfest because everyone is thinking the same thing. They already are telling the farm folks to evacuate to Ocala. Good luck finding a place to stay there. Orlando is shutting the fuck down already too. You might be able to score something cheap in the general area but they're planning for the worst.

I was giving Key Largo as an extreme example. I wouldn't do Ocala simply because that's what everyone is thinking and I'm almost willing to bet there's gonna be an uptick in crime.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

If you get killed by a hurricane named "Milton" your death was cringe and so are you.

 

[not william stenchever]

Hope FEMA has been digging in the cushions for sheckles because that is a lot of people who might need help.

My urge to fedpost grows ever stronger (much like our boy Milton)

 

[AmbassadorAutismo]

Is there any chance the hurricane could blow north again and hit some of the same areas that Helene hit?

 

[CFC-12]

This is going to reach as intense as the waters physically allow it to be.

Which is pretty goddamn intense. Surface temperatures nearly up to 30C in some spots. More typical of July than early October. Man, there's a lot of heat concentrated right at the coast where it's gonna make landfall too. That might negate some of the effect of the wind shear.

 

[David Brown]

Hurricane Milton you say? and the Florida Paradise will be Lost? Is that right?

 

[Disaffected Coyote]

I wouldn't assume Ocala will be unaffected, some models have Ocala getting 7 inches of rain, same with Gainesville.


Light Orange is 6+, Orange is 8+.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Is there any chance the hurricane could blow north again and hit some of the same areas that Helene hit?

Probably not a direct hit but they’ll still get some spillover winds and flooding.