hypothetically, if you were to go on a mass shooting, how many couches would it take to stop you?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i think it would probably take 2.5 couches to stop me.

 

[We Are The Witches]

It depends on where they are, or what's their kinetic energy for example. Not the same thing a static couch, than one flying at you at a 1000 Km/h, or one falling on your head.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

1

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It depends on where they are, or what's their kinetic energy for example. Not the same thing a static couch, than one flying at you at a 1000 Km/h, or one falling on your head.

then make your list for each category. how many static couches, how man flying at you, and how many falling on your head?

 

[Grub]

That depends on how many guns the couch has.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I studied my predecessor and trained rigorously for this. I suit up, see the couch. Clear it effortlessly... the training payed off, now the SHEEPLE will pay! W-wait... is that... is that a... SECOND COUCH?! I didn't plan for this man, game over man!

Blow my own brains out. Besides myself, 0 injured and 0 killed. Nobody even knew what I was doing because with all my planning for the couch I neglected to form a cogent plan of any form so I broke into an Sears that had been abandoned for a decade at 3:27 am. Thank goodness I didn't clear the corner to see it was an endless galleria of rotting couches...

I guess I won't go down as the all-time high score holder, but at least I'll be remembered for the mystery of what happened when they find a rotting giraffe comically strapped with dozens of guns 6 years after the event when they move in to demolish the Sears.

 

[DankSmoker]

One, but it would have to be really comfy looking to make want to nap.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

How many Palestinian children are sitting on each couch?

 

[slungus22]

How many Palestinian children are sitting on each couch?

9

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

9

I think I'll be able to keep going indefinitely, then. Assuming I get IDF ammo airdrops every once in a while.

 

[GratsTheat783]

they wouldnt. i would SHOOT until my gun was empty and tehn PICK UP and THROW THE C OUNCHES

 

[Figger Nucker]

they wouldnt. i would SHOOT until my gun was empty and tehn PICK UP and THROW THE C OUNCHES

Then you wouldn't have bullets dummy

 

[GratsTheat783]

Then you wouldn't have bullets dummy

I WOULD THROW THEM SO FAST THE COUCHES ARE LIKE REALLY BIG BULLETS THATS HOW STRONG ID BE

 

[We Are The Witches]

then make your list for each category. how many static couches, how man flying at you, and how many falling on your head?

That's too much to consider, but I can answer you for static, lying on the ground (and not on top of each other) couches, which in theory should be the amount the surface of planet Earth can hold, because they're not getting in my way.

So maybe around 74470000000000 couches (while on land).

 

[dick brain]

Nice try fed.

 

[Lou Bega]

Just 1 because I would be too busy sitting on the comfy couch and shitposting with my Q&A friends to do a shooting.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't know how a couch or even multiple could stop someone. In such a hypothetical it'd take a wall of couches to hinder me.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I don't know how a couch or even multiple could stop someone

you ever hear the story of darth couch the cuck? i thought not, it isnt a story the jannies would tell you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

you ever hear the story of darth couch the cuck? i thought not, it isnt a story the jannies would tell you.

I may've heard whispers.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

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i have anti couch weapons