hypothetically, if you were to go on a mass shooting, how many couches would it take to stop you?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i think it would probably take 2.5 couches to stop me.

 

[Pagan Min]

One. I'd sit down on the couch in my living room to check the weather really quick, settle back reflexively, and say "fuck it, I'm too comfortable"...

 

[DankSmoker]

they wouldnt. i would SHOOT until my gun was empty and tehn PICK UP and THROW THE C OUNCHES

Man now I'm thinking about a guy killing people by throwing conches and other marine life, he'd probably call himself The Seafarer.

 

[crackers breakfast]

an office chair