I (48) saw my son's (15) phone and saw something called "the big chungus" . Should I be concerned?

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The "Big Chungus" is a terrorist organization hellbent on destroying American society as we know it. The word "Chungus" is based on the Japanese word "chungu" (pronounced as: chun-goo), which translates to sharpener. This is relevant because it is meant as a reference to Japanese war crimes, which the group actually holds in a positive light. The sharpener was usually the person who would prepare the weapons to be used against Japanese POWs (e.g. being in charge of sharpening the swords). Sharpeners reportedly took great pleasure in knowing that the weapons they are preparing will be used against their prisoners in cruel and sickening ways and often committed many of the horrid acts themselves with the weapons they prepared...
I (74) kinda have a similar problem. You see, my son (32) won't stop talking about some stupid joke from The Simpsons television show. Don't get me wrong, I love that show to death, but he is overwhelmingly obsessed with it, to the point of him screeching about it whenever he sees me watching a Chiefs game.
However, I think the phenomena can be easily explained by my son's severe autism. Maybe that's why your son is looking at that Big Chinggis of his.
 
The "Big Chungus" is a terrorist organization hellbent on destroying American society as we know it. The word "Chungus" is based on the Japanese word "chungu" (pronounced as: chun-goo), which translates to sharpener. This is relevant because it is meant as a reference to Japanese war crimes, which the group actually holds in a positive light. The sharpener was usually the person who would prepare the weapons to be used against Japanese POWs (e.g. being in charge of sharpening the swords). Sharpeners reportedly took great pleasure in knowing that the weapons they are preparing will be used against their prisoners in cruel and sickening ways and often committed many of the horrid acts themselves with the weapons they prepared. That is what the Big Chungus seeks to replicate.

The Big Chungus mainly organize online and discuss in their little circles how to commit their next act of terrorism. They organize on many obscure and demented websites; one of which is the infamous white supremacist / Neo-jihadist website Kiwi Farms. Their main targets are minorities, feminists, LGBTQIA+ members, and anyone the group deems "degenerate" or "cringe". Their mascot (yes, they have one) is a still from an old Looney Tunes short, which they see as emblematic of the "disgusting American populous".

They have been the result of many horrific acts of terrorism (The Indianapolis FedEx shooter was a member, New Zealand mosque attacker Brenton Terrant was reportedly supportive of the group, and Nikolas Cruz commited his horrendous act in order for him to be noticed and appreciated by them). If I were you, I would send that kid to immediate counseling. The Big Chungus apparently have a devastating effect on one's mental state and intense care is required for anyone interested in being saved from their evil clutches. You need to be more careful with your children. You have NO IDEA how evil the internet can be.

Also, just hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete in order to pause online games ;)
 
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Chungus is an acronym for Children Hanging Unlawful Niggers from Gallows in the United States. Big Chungus is what they call their leader. Please take your child's phone away and call a shrink. It is unacceptable to allow someone so young to be part of an organization that preys on people of color.
 
I will news flash n***** monkey f**** w**** I just raped your son I raped your 15-year-old son I raped them in his f****** ass and he liked it he said thanks man thank you for raping me in my f****** ass that's what you get that's a better question should I rape your f****** stupid retarded 15 year old son the answer is clearly yes the answer is yes the answer.. is yes
 
Are you familiar with ā€œBig Chungusā€?
Big Chungus?
Yes. ā€œBig Chungusā€. The world renowned meme of an oversized cartoon rabbit.
What does some dumb joke has to do with your plan?
Everything, Snake! This isn’t about joke, this is about legacy. Do you even know who Big Chungus is?
He’s… Just some cartoon rabbit.
Not just ā€œsome rabbitā€. The most famous rabbit in cinematic history. The one and only… Bugs Bunny.
Bugs Bunny? The Looney Tunes character?
The very same. In 1941, during the peak years of the Looney Tunes franchise… A cartoon was released, named ā€œWabbit Twoubleā€, where Bugs Bunny faces off with his long-time rival… Elmer Fudd. But for just a moment, to mock the foolish Elmer. Bugs inflate himself to a comically bloated form… A moment that lasts only three-point-four seconds… In an eight minute and twenty-two second long cartoon. Three-point-four seconds.. That’s all the time ā€œBig Chungusā€ had ever existed. And yet decades later, he would become more famous than Bugs Bunny… Despite being Bugs Bunny himself! You see, Snake… Memes control history… And I shall use the power of memes to control my own destiny! Do you honestly think Chuck Jones or Mel Blanc could have expected internet trolls to deify a character that doesn’t even exist? Make him far more infamous than his own true identity as Bugs Bunny? Big chungus lives on as the dominant meme. And that brother, is what I intend to do. I will not let myself be cursed by my own recessive memes.
 
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