I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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I love dogs, including pit bulls. My neighbor has an adorable older one I love to pet whenever I see him. My heart melts whenever I pet him and he wags his tail and looks up at me with love in his eyes.

That being said, over the years my opinion on pit bulls has changed. I no longer believe it's just a training issue. I've witnessed first hand how these dogs, even the most well trained and lovable ones, can instantly snap and try to kill another person or animal. And unlike other dogs that will generally stop behaving badly when you get onto them, pit bulls don't listen and won't stop once they've snapped.

Even if it was just a training issue, the fact that a pit bull's bite does so much damage should be enough to ban them all together.

I believe that pit bulls should be banned and the ban should be heavily enforced until pit bulls no longer exist outside of professional/specialized owners. It breaks my heart to think about it, because I love animals in general and I know that these dogs can't help their nature. But I also can't pretend that they're harmless, when I have seen in person how dangerous and destructive they can be.
Sure you aren't confusing pits for chihauhaus? Because snapping without warning and trying to maul the shit out of everything seems to be one of the primary traits of that breed.

People should be able to own whatever animal they like as long as they can properly care for it. All dogs need to be properly trained&contained, all have prey drives, and none should be left unsupervised with semen demons that don't know how to treat animals (guarentee a good chunk of dog attacks on young children were they dog reacting to being harassed by the kid while the parents were nowhere to be found regardless of what the parents claim).

Besides, horses kill and seriously injure way more people anyway.
 
Sure you aren't confusing pits for chihauhaus? Because snapping without warning and trying to maul the shit out of everything seems to be one of the primary traits of that breed.

People should be able to own whatever animal they like as long as they can properly care for it. All dogs need to be properly trained&contained, all have prey drives, and none should be left unsupervised with semen demons that don't know how to treat animals (guarentee a good chunk of dog attacks on young children were they dog reacting to being harassed by the kid while the parents were nowhere to be found regardless of what the parents claim).

Besides, horses kill and seriously injure way more people anyway.
Dogs are our pets and property. If your dog bites a child, it needs to be destroyed. It doesn't actually matter what the child was doing, they could be beating the dog with a rock or they could be petting them gently, or they could be ignoring them. The animal is there for humans, the humans are not there for the animal. If it bites the hand that feeds, it gets euthanised. Respect the animal for what it is sure; but you also need to respect what you and every other human being is.
 
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Look at this smug little fucker. Two generations of freedom and they go back to being feral.
I feel like all chihauhaus are already at least halfway feral by default.
Dogs are our pets and property. If your dog bites a child, it needs to be destroyed. It doesn't actually matter what the child was doing, they could be beating the dog with a rock or they could be petting them gently, or they could be ignoring them. The animal is there for humans, the humans are not there for the animal. If it bites the hand that feeds, it gets euthanised. Respect the animal for what it is sure; but you also need to respect what you and every other human being is.
Dogs are more likable than kids, destroy the kids instead. Cheaper to care for too.
 
I feel like all chihauhaus are already at least halfway feral by default.
Just incredibly poorly socialised, and often stressed. They are small dogs that aren't taught boundaries surrounded by very large things. This scares them and stresses the shit out of them; they can't run away very easily, so they default to aggression. You can get the same behaviour in Shih Tzu's and other 'toy' dogs.
 
Chihauhaus and miniature poodles are the worst dogs, pits are fine as long as they aren't fucked up poorly socialized inbred backyard breeder monstrosities.

Mini pins are horrible too. They are always owned by nasty old ladies. I guess it's a compatibility thing.

Tiny dogs are not toys or purse accessories.
 
Sure you aren't confusing pits for chihauhaus? Because snapping without warning and trying to maul the shit out of everything seems to be one of the primary traits of that breed.

People should be able to own whatever animal they like as long as they can properly care for it. All dogs need to be properly trained&contained, all have prey drives, and none should be left unsupervised with semen demons that don't know how to treat animals (guarentee a good chunk of dog attacks on young children were they dog reacting to being harassed by the kid while the parents were nowhere to be found regardless of what the parents claim).

Besides, horses kill and seriously injure way more people anyway.
The difference is that tiny yippy dogs aren't mauling or killing anyone. I've been bit by my grandma's old yippy dog far more times than I can count. The thing is, their bites either don't hurt or don't hurt enough to cause damage. And if I really wanted to, I could kick or punch the crap out of that yippy dog. I can't hurt a pit bull, it's like punching a brick wall.

If people could take care of their pets and keep them properly contained, life would be great. But we know there will always be idiots around, and idiots owning pit bulls is part of the problem. It's not just that there are bad owners that abuse their dogs, even well meaning pit bull owners appear unaware that pit bulls can snap over something small and cause serious harm. The only people that should be owning a pit bull is someone who keeps it away from the public, away from other animals, and away from children and dumb adults. That's why I said no one but specialized/professionals should own a pit bull.

As for horses, that's a bad example. Horses are high maintenance animals that are kept blocked off from the public, and they are also kept outside the home. It's rare that you'll see a horse wandering around in a public space, especially without an owner controlling them. Even people who don't know crap about horses know not to go behind them and know to stay away from them if they happen to see a wild horse running around.

Meanwhile, idiot pit bull owners place their babies right near a pit bull's mouth for photos.
 
I don't even like pit bulls but this seems like a fucked up premise. They can be very dangerous but at the same time you have to be pragmatic - it's not the dogs fault it's in the world, and there are a lot of them that do get well socialized by people who understand they are still capable of killing someone, who are kept secure, and who are well adjusted.

Personally I'd own a whole litter of bigass wolf halfbreeds or some shit if I could spend the time on it and then laugh if some meth head was ever stupid enough to try and trespass on my land. Maybe one day.
 
Mini pins are horrible too. They are always owned by nasty old ladies. I guess it's a compatibility thing.

Tiny dogs are not toys or purse accessories.
Doodles or whatever the fuck they're called also seem to be super popular with Karens and other nasty older women, though I haven't had any negative experiences with the dogs themselves. As a general rule I feel like bigger dogs tend to be more chill, like I've never had any bad experiences with big poodles either, just the little ones which seem to be snarly little demon creatures at least half the time.
The difference is that tiny yippy dogs aren't mauling or killing anyone. I've been bit by my grandma's old yippy dog far more times than I can count. The thing is, their bites either don't hurt or don't hurt enough to cause damage. And if I really wanted to, I could kick or punch the crap out of that yippy dog. I can't hurt a pit bull, it's like punching a brick wall.

If people could take care of their pets and keep them properly contained, life would be great. But we know there will always be idiots around, and idiots owning pit bulls is part of the problem. It's not just that there are bad owners that abuse their dogs, even well meaning pit bull owners appear unaware that even the most well trained pit bulls can snap over something small and cause serious harm. The only people that should be owning a pit bull is someone who keeps it away from the public, away from other animals, and away from children and dumb adults. That's why I said no one but specialized/professionals should own a pit bull.

As for horses, that's a bad example. Horses are high maintenance animals that are kept blocked off from the public, and they are also kept outside the home. It's rare that you'll see a horse wandering around in a public space, especially without an owner controlling them. Even people who don't know crap about horses know not to go behind them and know to stay away from them if they happen to see a wild horse running around.

Meanwhile, idiot pit bull owners place their babies right near a pit bull's mouth for photos.
Tiny yappy dogs can absolutely kill a baby, I can think of at least one case off the top of my head of a pomeranian mauling a baby to death. As a general rule, crotch droppings should be kept away from animals unless closely supervised for a variety of reasons.

"Pit bull" isnt even a single breed, and before they were the moral panic dog it was other shit like gsheps and rotties.
 
Dogs are mostly their genetics. The amount you can shift canine behavior through training isn’t that big. I didn’t always think this, but then I got a dog from the shelter who is a terrier mix (not a pit). I love dogs and have a lot of dog experience. Most of my previous dogs were retriever mixes, goofy, friendly, cool with other dogs, eager to please.

Having a terrier blew my mind. All at once I understood that modern ideology about how it’s “all in how you raise them” is a lie. This dog is cool in many ways, but he is still a terrier. Like all terriers, he wants to chase and kill small animals. He wants to get himself into small holes and bite the shit out of the things that live in them. He dislikes other dogs but is very friendly to humans. He’s stubborn and makes his own decisions and he’s fearless. He patrols the perimeter of his territory like a very short warrior. These traits are in his genetics because his ancestors were selected for those specific traits by English farmers who needed a family friendly dog who would also aggressively chase vermin down holes and rip them apart, as well as run off strange dogs from the farmstead. He’s independent and stubborn and fearless because someone selected those traits over time, not because of how I train him or how he was raised (we got him as an adult). I’ve also met other dogs of his same genetics and it’s like they’re all personality clones of each other. I’m telling you, meet a couple terriers and the blank slate scales will fall from your eyes.

“It’s all in how you raise them” is a lie that emerges as part of our modern terror of “eugenics” and our addiction to blank slate ideology. Also, in my opinion, it’s connected to intense American anxiety about admitting that black males exhibit crime patterns unlike any other group. Admitting anything is genetic about pits feels taboo because it’s the thin end of the wedge that pries open a can of worms we need to stay closed.

Anyway, pit bulls are very dangerous animals, through no fault of their own. They’ve been selected for certain traits by shitty breeders. They can’t help the way they are, but they are legitimately dangerous and you can’t train them out of it. You’re lying to yourself if you think you can train a dog out of something like a high prey drive. Dogs are individual genetic mixes, so of course there are some pits who really aren’t aggressive, but that’s much less common than the pit industrial complex would have you believe. Much more common is the pattern where the dog is fine until about three years old, and then things take a bitter turn. If people were honest, they would say that pits mature sexually around 2-3 and that very often goes along with a serious increase in aggression.

But people aren’t honest. They tell themselves that the dead cat and the bitten friend are flukes, and keep telling lies as the dog becomes more and more dangerous.

I would never own a pit mix. Way too much of a liability even if the dog seems cool for now. Almost universally, the people who say “it’s all in how you train them” don’t actually train them, let alone carry a break stick and know how to use it. It’s just a shibboleth, it means nothing.
 
I don't really agree with putting down animals that haven't done anything wrong, even though I do agree that pit bulls need to go extinct. I get what the mom was going for if she wanted to prevent future attacks from happening, but having the dogs spayed and neutered would've done the job, too.

The picture of the pit bull mix breeds is good to have on hand, though the one about the "poodle" makes me think it's a shitpost.
I did rescue. Shelters are fucking hilariously bad at identifying breeds. Is it mostly black? Lab mix. Does it have at least one blue eye? Husky mix. Is if fluffy and over 50lbs.? Husky mix. Fluffy and under 50lbs? Sheltie mix. Looks like your sterotypical pitbull and has killed multiple other pets? Lab mix who "needs to be an only dog".

Hell, I had a shelter tell me a dog was a female. I got home and my neutered male immediately started showing an attitude, and when I gave the new dog a bath, well, it's pretty obvious when a male dog is NOT neutered.
 
Doodles or whatever the fuck they're called also seem to be super popular with Karens and other nasty older women, though I haven't had any negative experiences with the dogs themselves. As a general rule I feel like bigger dogs tend to be more chill, like I've never had any bad experiences with big poodles either, just the little ones which seem to be snarly little demon creatures at least half the time.

Tiny yappy dogs can absolutely kill a baby, I can think of at least one case off the top of my head of a pomeranian mauling a baby to death. As a general rule, crotch droppings should be kept away from animals unless closely supervised for a variety of reasons.

"Pit bull" isnt even a single breed, and before they were the moral panic dog it was other shit like gsheps and rotties.
Can a tiny dog seriously hurt someone, or in this case, kill a baby? Sure.... That's incredibly rare though. It's like when we argue against troons being allowed in women's restrooms. Troons will argue that women can be violent perverts just like men, so troons should be allowed to use whatever restroom they want. It's a poor argument though, because no one is saying women can't ever be violent perverts, but it is super rare. Likewise, tiny dogs severely injuring or killing people is rare. And except for maybe an actual baby, even kids can fight off tiny dogs. They have no chance with pit bulls.

TBH I don't like rotties either and don't think regular people should own them. However, I've been told before that rotties aren't like pits, you can train them and they won't go against their training. The issue with pits, besides their huge and damaging bites, is that they can give into their baser instincts even after being trained properly, and you won't have any idea what it could be that will set them off.
 
Dogs are mostly their genetics. The amount you can shift canine behavior through training isn’t that big. I didn’t always think this, but then I got a dog from the shelter who is a terrier mix (not a pit). I love dogs and have a lot of dog experience. Most of my previous dogs were retriever mixes, goofy, friendly, cool with other dogs, eager to please.

Having a terrier blew my mind. All at once I understood that modern ideology about how it’s “all in how you raise them” is a lie. This dog is cool in many ways, but he is still a terrier. Like all terriers, he wants to chase and kill small animals. He wants to get himself into small holes and bite the shit out of the things that live in them. He dislikes other dogs but is very friendly to humans. He’s stubborn and makes his own decisions and he’s fearless. He patrols the perimeter of his territory like a very short warrior. These traits are in his genetics because his ancestors were selected for those specific traits by English farmers who needed a family friendly dog who would also aggressively chase vermin down holes and rip them apart, as well as run off strange dogs from the farmstead. He’s independent and stubborn and fearless because someone selected those traits over time, not because of how I train him or how he was raised (we got him as an adult). I’ve also met other dogs of his same genetics and it’s like they’re all personality clones of each other. I’m telling you, meet a couple terriers and the blank slate scales will fall from your eyes.

“It’s all in how you raise them” is a lie that emerges as part of our modern terror of “eugenics” and our addiction to blank slate ideology. Also, in my opinion, it’s connected to intense American anxiety about admitting that black males exhibit crime patterns unlike any other group. Admitting anything is genetic about pits feels taboo because it’s the thin end of the wedge that pries open a can of worms we need to stay closed.

Anyway, pit bulls are very dangerous animals, through no fault of their own. They’ve been selected for certain traits by shitty breeders. They can’t help the way they are, but they are legitimately dangerous and you can’t train them out of it. You’re lying to yourself if you think you can train a dog out of something like a high prey drive. Dogs are individual genetic mixes, so of course there are some pits who really aren’t aggressive, but that’s much less common than the pit industrial complex would have you believe. Much more common is the pattern where the dog is fine until about three years old, and then things take a bitter turn. If people were honest, they would say that pits mature sexually around 2-3 and that very often goes along with a serious increase in aggression.

But people aren’t honest. They tell themselves that the dead cat and the bitten friend are flukes, and keep telling lies as the dog becomes more and more dangerous.

I would never own a pit mix. Way too much of a liability even if the dog seems cool for now. Almost universally, the people who say “it’s all in how you train them” don’t actually train them, let alone carry a break stick and know how to use it. It’s just a shibboleth, it means nothing.
Human aggression isn't supposed to be a trait of any bully breeds, animal aggression yes, human aggression no. Pits that are aggressive to humans are likely some genetic abomination that's more a mix of various poorly bred larger dogs and/or were being haggled by some unsupervised kid who fucked around and found out.
Can a tiny dog seriously hurt someone, or in this case, kill a baby? Sure.... That's incredibly rare though. It's like when we argue against troons being allowed in women's restrooms. Troons will argue that women can be violent perverts just like men, so troons should be allowed to use whatever restroom they want. It's a poor argument though, because no one is saying women can't ever be violent perverts, but it is super rare. Likewise, tiny dogs severely injuring or killing people is rare. And except for maybe an actual baby, even kids can fight off tiny dogs. They have no chance with pit bulls.

TBH I don't like rotties either and don't think regular people should own them. However, I've been told before that rotties aren't like pits, you can train them and they won't go against their training. The issue with pits, besides their huge and damaging bites, is that they can give into their baser instincts even after being trained properly, and you won't have any idea what it could be that will set them off.
Even the most well trained dog is gonna maul the shit out of a brat that hitting it or poking it or w/e, trying to say that's exclusive to pits is retarded. Shit, I'd probably maul a toddler to death with my teeth too if it wouldn't stop harassing me and its parents were nowhere to be seen.

I feel like the hate boner for pits is a combo of Karens who've been clutching pearls over them since the 90s and /pol/ zoomers associating them with black people and hating them for that reason.

Dog breed moral panics are always retarded tbh, as are most moral panics over ownership of certain kinds of pets (lookin at you, Lacey Act).
 
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