I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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...This dog is cool in many ways, but he is still a terrier. Like all terriers, he wants to chase and kill small animals. He wants to get himself into small holes and bite the shit out of the things that live in them...

My hound was the same way. Perfect dog, until he saw a small furry, non-cat (since he was raised with cats) object, his brain automatically flipped over into "Murder small, furry animal" mode, and there was no force on earth that could have stopped him. It was literally hardwired into him at a genetic level.
 
i share the opinion that it's fucked up to kill a dog that's done nothing wrong, even if it's a pitbull.

pitbulls are a tragic type of dog because they are the result of human fuckery and they really can't help their nature. however, all pitbulls, no matter how well-trained, are capable of deadly aggression. it's not only their temperament, but their physical biology. their jaws are built in such a way where they are DESIGNED to clamp down and never let go, and that sort of feature combined with a potential for deadly aggression makes these dogs very, very dangerous in the wrong hands, and even in the right hands.

i wonder if it's possible, and if so, how long it would take, to breed a new generation of pitbulls to no longer have the aggression that we originally bred into them. i guess that would be hard to do because shitty, trashy people insist on having pitbulls BECAUSE they're aggressive.
Outside of a very small amount of outliers temperament can change a lot even over one generation. You could have the most good natured dog pull a 180 after being attacked by another dog, it may be aggressive after that. We have pieces of shit near me that will just turn out dogs they don't want into the woods. Those that don't turn to aggression starve quickly. It doesn't matter what breed the dog was before, it is a feral, wild animal if it survives. There is no rehabilitation for it, the best you can do is euthanasia. Yes pitbull's aggression can be a problem but there's a laundry list of fuckery to call out too. Pinning it on a scapegoat is unproductive.
 
I did rescue. Shelters are fucking hilariously bad at identifying breeds. Is it mostly black? Lab mix. Does it have at least one blue eye? Husky mix. Is if fluffy and over 50lbs.? Husky mix. Fluffy and under 50lbs? Sheltie mix. Looks like your sterotypical pitbull and has killed multiple other pets? Lab mix who "needs to be an only dog".

This is so true. A friend got a "beagle" from the local shelter. They said "estimated adult weight, 30-35 lbs". Turned out to be a lab with an unusual color scheme, 75 lbs.
 
What the fuck is wrong with everyone here? Just because you don't like pitbulls, their owners or any other animal breed doesn't mean that you go to someones house and lie to their face and then kill their pets when you promise them a safe house.

How the fuck can you be so biased?

Schimpanzees are probably many times more dangerous than Pitbulls, I oppose having them as pets in cages, it's really taking "making humans out of animals when" when you see these owners dress them up and stuff. Its disgusting. That doesn't mean you barge into their homes and kill them.

Like, the amount of deceit everyone in this thread is okay with just to rid the world of something they don't like, when we all know how much pets mean to us...it's fucking frightfull.

I'd rather lie to someones face and scam them out of their savings than out of their pets. And that everyone would agree is a pretty disgusting thing to do.
 
Schimpanzees are probably many times more dangerous than Pitbulls, I oppose having them as pets in cages, it's really taking "making humans out of animals when" when you see these owners dress them up and stuff. Its disgusting. That doesn't mean you barge into their homes and kill them.
There were 235 privately owned chimps in the U.S. in 2009 and that number has to be significantly less now as both the dangers of chimps have become more widely known and there has been lots of new legislation designed to keep chimps out of even zoos and research settings, let alone crazy people's houses. You also need a lot of money and connections to get a chimp, if it's even still possible to do so at all - you can't just go down to a shelter and walk out with one for free an hour later.

Of course chimps are dangerous, but the chance that I am ever going to encounter a chimpanzee if I don't break into a zoo is effectively zero. I don't worry about it any more than I worry about being hit by a meteor. There's morons with pitbulls in every neighborhood in this country. There is literally a death by pitbull in North America every week and sub-fatal attacks on children and pets multiple times per day. The response is obviously going to be different than it is to this alleged chimp issue.

If having a murder dog "means something" to you it's probably because you're some kind of ghetto or trailer trash whose whole identity is wrapped up in showing strangers that you have the capacity to hurt them. That makes me more interested in fucking your shit up and keeping you within prescribed social boundaries, not less.
 
There were 235 privately owned chimps in the U.S. in 2009 and that number has to be significantly less now as both the dangers of chimps have become more widely known and there has been lots of new legislation designed to keep chimps out of even zoos and research settings, let alone crazy people's houses. You also need a lot of money and connections to get a chimp, if it's even still possible to do so at all - you can't just go down to a shelter and walk out with one for free an hour later.

Of course chimps are dangerous, but the chance that I am ever going to encounter a chimpanzee if I don't break into a zoo is effectively zero. I don't worry about it any more than I worry about being hit by a meteor. There's morons with pitbulls in every neighborhood in this country. There is literally a death by pitbull in North America every week and sub-fatal attacks on children and pets multiple times per day. The response is obviously going to be different than it is to this alleged chimp issue.

If having a murder dog "means something" to you it's probably because you're some kind of ghetto or trailer trash whose whole identity is wrapped up in showing strangers that you have the capacity to hurt them. That makes me more interested in fucking your shit up and keeping you within prescribed social boundaries, not less.
What don't you get. The dog is legal. Its not about what you think about the dog. You don't go to a person and fuck with what they care about the most, lying straight to their face about what youre gonna do with it.

If you want to get rid of Pitbulls then petition your elected officials or your local fucking housing association.
 
People own Pits for the sheer fact that they're dangerous. They ENJOY you crossing the street to avoid their dog, it makes them feel big and powerful.

They are murder-dogs. The process of selective breeding is sort of like if we took death row serial killers and bred the most dangerous psychopaths for generations.

Even people who own dangerous animals like Tigers and Lions are less frequently murdered by their "best friend".
 
What the fuck is wrong with everyone here? Just because you don't like pitbulls, their owners or any other animal breed doesn't mean that you go to someones house and lie to their face and then kill their pets when you promise them a safe house.

How the fuck can you be so biased?

Schimpanzees are probably many times more dangerous than Pitbulls, I oppose having them as pets in cages, it's really taking "making humans out of animals when" when you see these owners dress them up and stuff. Its disgusting. That doesn't mean you barge into their homes and kill them.

Like, the amount of deceit everyone in this thread is okay with just to rid the world of something they don't like, when we all know how much pets mean to us...it's fucking frightfull.

I'd rather lie to someones face and scam them out of their savings than out of their pets. And that everyone would agree is a pretty disgusting thing to do.
Nice textwall babe
 
People own Pits for the sheer fact that they're dangerous. They ENJOY you crossing the street to avoid their dog, it makes them feel big and powerful.

They are murder-dogs. The process of selective breeding is sort of like if we took death row serial killers and bred the most dangerous psychopaths for generations.

Even people who own dangerous animals like Tigers and Lions are less frequently murdered by their "best friend".
Its not the first or last thing people will be retarded about.
 
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It literally ruins every breed it gets mixed with, amazing.

Pitbulls should only be allowed to be owned by hunters in which they would actually be useful as hunting dogs
>shoot at prey
>shitbulls mauls you

If you want a hunting dog get any kind of hound, if its for ducks/fowl then get a setter. The shitbull was literally made for bloodsports, its not a hunting dog let alone a pet dog. I saw a video of one getting eviscerated by a warthog, its fucking useless to hunt any prey bigger than it is, and if its smaller its going to rip it apart rendering it useless because that what shitbulls are made for.
 
In that video of the dog attacking a horse that was carrying passengers in a hansom around a park, the garbagebull still won't let go even as the horse is kicking it to death with its other legs. They're bred to do that. You could break a pit's back legs with a hammer while it's chewing on a toddler and it won't let go. They are specifically genetically designed to be dumb as shit and prioritize inflicting damage over even their own survival.
 
People own Pits for the sheer fact that they're dangerous. They ENJOY you crossing the street to avoid their dog, it makes them feel big and powerful.

They are murder-dogs. The process of selective breeding is sort of like if we took death row serial killers and bred the most dangerous psychopaths for generations.

Even people who own dangerous animals like Tigers and Lions are less frequently murdered by their "best friend".
Lmao if you shit yourself that badly over a pit I'd love to see you in a room with Caucasian bearhound or whatever the fuck they're called. Now THOSE are murder dogs.

Personally I'm crossing the street to avoid humans. I'm only avoiding animals if they act aggressive and start snapping at me, which seems to be small dogs 9 times outta 10. Most pits/pit mixes I see people walking seem to be ok at least around humans (I've seen them try to go after other animals though which yeah, animal aggression is a known trait in bully breeds&why you shouldnt get one if you can't properly control or contain one).
 
You're all babies. A couple here adopted a Husky... it was a fox.
Some people do keep foxes as pets, though they obviously arent something you can really keep in the house unless you have a large, specially modified area for them.

But yeah if you clutch pearls over pits you wouldn't last a day with exotics.
 
Sure the stats on pitbulls look bad, although I'd love to see the stats not diluted by nigger owned pitbulls that live outside and are beaten for their entire lives.

Also its extremely gratifying watching a pitbull tear the shit out of some dumb ass burgular because they were too lazy to even case the house they are about to rob.
 
It literally ruins every breed it gets mixed with, amazing.


>shoot at prey
>shitbulls mauls you

If you want a hunting dog get any kind of hound, if its for ducks/fowl then get a setter. The shitbull was literally made for bloodsports, its not a hunting dog let alone a pet dog. I saw a video of one getting eviscerated by a warthog, its fucking useless to hunt any prey bigger than it is, and if its smaller its going to rip it apart rendering it useless because that what shitbulls are made for.
warthogs can bend metal and break down gates, of course it is going to eviscerate a dog, it is also going to eviscerate you if you come close. But in your case, it would be a net positive for the human race if it eviscerated you.
 
warthogs can bend metal and break down gates, of course it is going to eviscerate a dog, it is also going to eviscerate you if you come close. But in your case, it would be a net positive for the human race if it eviscerated you.
Yeah if you want an actual murder animal, a pig in a bad mood is a good example. Feral hogs are such a huge problem for many reasons, but them being both fucking huge and potentially dangerous as well as highly intelligent is a big one.

Honestly pretty much any large herbivore or omnivore can and will fuck your shit up. Cow, moose, buffalo, horse, pig. All animals I wouldn't want to be around in a bad mood.
 
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