I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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I don’t know if that’s supposed to be funny, but it’s full of the usual logical fallacies that seem to keep being brought up every time the pit bull argument is brought up. Might have a dissection later.
It's basically a shitpost. Vee notoriously hates dogs and loves cats.
 
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Chihauhaus and miniature poodles are the worst dogs, pits are fine as long as they aren't fucked up poorly socialized inbred backyard breeder monstrosities.
Pits are not fine. They were created to fight, that's what the breed exists for. You cannot get a good one, you just get lucky it didn't eat a child

Consider another animal to make it clearer for you. Crocodiles. Do you think if a crocmommy was to love and cuddle a croc, it would all of a sudden be a loving pet? not it will rip you to pieces the first chance it gets. It's not a socialising issue, the animal just acts that way. Pitbulls were created to attack and nothing you can do can counter the breeding, unless you breed it out and then you no longer have a pitbull.
 
When I was a child a pitbull got loose and cornered me. I jumped onto a chair and then jumped up and was hanging on the underside of a second story railing on a property screaming for my life as that dog jumped up trying to get me. Some neighbors with baseball bats took care of the dog.

I will never forget it. That too was a "loving caring dog who wouldn't hurt a fly" and no one knew what or why it got set off and jumped the fence and went after the first things it saw - me.

They are bred to kill. And if anyone understands the fable of the Scorpion and the Frog, then one knows why these animals do what they do. And there are many stories of pit bull attacks around this city, but no one within a mile of us owns a Pit bull, as we have children around here and are a little smarter.

As a bred, they ought to be banned for further breeding.
 
This one sentence here shows that you're retarded. Good luck making that claim a hundred times over.
Onus is on the accuser to prove malice or show loss, and prior actions not directly related to the claim at hand are not tabled in a civil suit.

As the former owner relinquishes all claim with the sale (unless agreed to in a written contract) no loss is incurred, and no malice applies either if the new owner is able to provide a plausible reason for putting the dog down.

Unless you’re talking about criminal charges, which wouldn’t apply as long as the dog’s legal owner had ensured that the euthanasia was applied humanely as required by applicable laws.

If I‘m retarded, and was still able to comprehensively blow the fuck out of every single point you’ve tried to make in this thread, what does that say about you? Go sit in the corner and think about that for a spell, kiddo.

he’s belly is so full
You’ll find walls of text less irrelevant and retarded once you learn to read and write at a fifth grade level.
 
Help I think my pit bull terrier is broken. This dog just isn’t vicious whatsoever sure he will play but he takes the lightest of bites and never leaves a mark even when other dogs may make him bleed. Did I get the one non insane pit bull?
 
warthogs can bend metal and break down gates, of course it is going to eviscerate a dog, it is also going to eviscerate you if you come close. But in your case, it would be a net positive for the human race if it eviscerated you.
Found the shitbull dicksucker.

Get a real hunting dog you retard.
 
my pit bulls do shits that are smarter than you
>gets told he writes like a fourth grader
>uses a third-grader tier comeback

This thread just keeps on giving. What is it with online pitbull advocates universally presenting as possessing what might be diplomatically referred to as ‘limited capabilities’?
 
@AnOminous care to review this fine fellow’s bar exam?
A dog is generally seen as personal property. You either own the dog or you don't. I am very doubtful of the legal enforceability of these "adoption contracts." I think the most they could (and probably should) do is blacklist this guy from any future adoptions, pit bulls or otherwise.

This whole story also just has a real ring of "yeah that really happened" to me. I think in reality this guy just seethes so hard about pit bulls he made this story up.
 
Given all the arguments/text-walls on both sides about pit bulls and how “other animals hurt, maim, and kill more people/pets than pit bulls”, I think I see where the culture is shifting. I don’t like it and I don’t think anybody here will either (especially pit bull defenders), but all the arguments point this way:

“Humans should not own pets” (the extreme PETA argument) will become more and more mainstream.

I can see the bleeding heart animal lovers, the anti-dog-eating-kids people, environmentalists (they’ll say pets contribute to pollution and are a rape of nature), and socjus types (owning pets is trans-species slavery!) all agreeing to this. Sure, emotional support animals and disability dogs are a thing, but watch as technology is pushed to make them obsolete. Social media personalities will talk down people with pets more and more as either AI or robot “dogs” take their place.

Thank you everyone: this is why we can’t have nice things (with nice things being pets).
 
Pits are not fine. They were created to fight, that's what the breed exists for. You cannot get a good one, you just get lucky it didn't eat a child

Consider another animal to make it clearer for you. Crocodiles. Do you think if a crocmommy was to love and cuddle a croc, it would all of a sudden be a loving pet? not it will rip you to pieces the first chance it gets. It's not a socialising issue, the animal just acts that way. Pitbulls were created to attack and nothing you can do can counter the breeding, unless you breed it out and then you no longer have a pitbull.
Tons of breeds were created to fight and kill shit. Even plenty of little yappy breeds (anything with terrier in the name was probably developed to massacre rats if nothing else).

Also it's funny you mention crocodilians since I have a friend who has some (with proper permits), and they are adorable. I was also helping feed baby gators yesterday. Crocodilians are pretty advanced animals to care for but they're neat and smart as hell.
 
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Tons of breeds were created to fight and kill shit. Even plenty of little yappy breeds (anything with terrier in the name was probably developed to massacre rats if nothing else).
Something that can kill rats and maybe give you a bite that you'd need a Band-Aid for is qualitatively different than something that can kill a full grown human or maim them permanently in seconds.
 
Tons of breeds were created to fight and kill shit. Even plenty of little yappy breeds (anything with terrier in the name was probably developed to massacre rats if nothing else).

You should let a shitbull eat your baby because akchshually did you know terriers can eat mice????
 
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Something that can kill rats and maybe give you a bite that you'd need a Band-Aid for is qualitatively different than something that can kill a full grown human or maim them permanently in seconds.
Yeah I know ngl horses make me a lil nervous because of how big they are and how dangerous they can be, plus I don't know much about them or how to read them.
You should let a shitbull eat your baby because akchshually did you know terriers can eat mice????
I mean doing that would leave less work for me so...
 
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A dog is generally seen as personal property. You either own the dog or you don't. I am very doubtful of the legal enforceability of these "adoption contracts." I think the most they could (and probably should) do is blacklist this guy from any future adoptions, pit bulls or otherwise.

This whole story also just has a real ring of "yeah that really happened" to me. I think in reality this guy just seethes so hard about pit bulls he made this story up.
When I got my pure-bred Maine Coon I had to sign a contract agreeing to get my cat neutered. Sure he may be considered my property but I agreed to adopt him as a pet as opposed to one that is to be used as a breeder. I had to mail the breeder a copy of my cat's certificate of being neutered.

It is a thing that reputable breeders are concerned about breeding rights and it was oddly reassuring to get lectured about this. Someone backyard breeding would not give a shit, but someone who is breeding animals legitimately does. The breeder did give me the paperwork to get the official certification and I got it.

I adopted another cat from an animal rescue and I had to sign a contract agreeing to not get my cat de-clawed, but there is no way these people would be able to follow up on if I did or not that contract is more honor system.

I think the level of damn these contracts are comes down to the terms and how much of a damn the other party cares to enforce it. The animal rescue would not care as much to enforce it as opposed to someone breeding animals for a living would.
 
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