I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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And if you didn't, do you think there are cat police who would show up at your door?
From the breeder it would depend. Probably legal action and getting the cat taken back, especially if I tried to breed him. I would not get that certificate. Also probably barred from adopting within that community as I am sure they do talk.

Fom the rescue probably just barred from any future adoptions. That doesn't matter though as I would not declaw anyway.
 
Crocodilians are pretty advanced animals to care for but they're neat and smart as hell.
Like all reptiles, crocodilians have no mammalian forebrain and are therefore unable to be trained (in the classic sense). Their behavior cannot be modified because they have no capacity to learn, or functional long-term memory. Not what I’d call ‘smart’, TBH.

Shit, cats have a mammalian forebrain and even the smartest cat is a fucking dumbass.

And if you didn't, do you think there are cat police who would show up at your door?
Potential breach of contract suit if proof not provided? Depends on whether the contract was written by a lawyer, or some dipshit who just watches a lot of Judge Judy, I guess.
 
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Like all reptiles, crocodilians have no mammalian forebrain and are therefore unable to be trained (in the classic sense). Their behavior cannot be modified because they have no capacity to learn, or functional long-term memory. Not what I’d call ‘smart’, TBH.
They can be target trained and other things. Mammals dont have monopoly on intelligence, they just suck at reading and testing intelligence with anything that isnt a mammal.
EDIT: here's an article from the St. Augustine Alligator Farm about good enrichment for crocs in captivity that talks a bit about their intelligence
 
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They can be target trained and other things. Mammals dont have monopoly on intelligence, they just suck at reading and testing intelligence with anything that isnt a mammal.
EDIT: here's an article from the St. Augustine Alligator Farm about good enrichment for crocs in captivity that talks a bit about their intelligence
‘Target training’ is just a slight modification of existing prey drive and not really training. Come back and let me know when someone trains a crocodilian to do something they would not do in nature, and to do it in response to a specific stimulus.

Mix-breed according to the description.
Must have been the non-pit half that killed her.
 
‘Target training’ is just a slight modification of existing prey drive and not really training. Come back and let me know when someone trains a crocodilian to do something they would not do in nature, and to do it in response to a specific stimulus.


Must have been the non-pit half that killed her.
I mean, they use sticks as tools in order to lure birds to eat. They can also be trained to come when called and shit. They're intelligent, but in the way cats and other wild animals are in that they prefer to do their own thing and do not obey human laws or concerns.
 
Lmao if you shit yourself that badly over a pit I'd love to see you in a room with Caucasian bearhound or whatever the fuck they're called. Now THOSE are murder dogs.

Personally I'm crossing the street to avoid humans. I'm only avoiding animals if they act aggressive and start snapping at me, which seems to be small dogs 9 times outta 10. Most pits/pit mixes I see people walking seem to be ok at least around humans (I've seen them try to go after other animals though which yeah, animal aggression is a known trait in bully breeds&why you shouldnt get one if you can't properly control or contain one).

The only pit I ever encountered (I'm not in the USA) attacked me almost immediately. I've never been attacked by any other animal before or since.
 
I love dogs, including pit bulls. My neighbor has an adorable older one I love to pet whenever I see him. My heart melts whenever I pet him and he wags his tail and looks up at me with love in his eyes.

That being said, over the years my opinion on pit bulls has changed. I no longer believe it's just a training issue. I've witnessed first hand how these dogs, even the most well trained and lovable ones, can instantly snap and try to kill another person or animal. And unlike other dogs that will generally stop behaving badly when you get onto them, pit bulls don't listen and won't stop once they've snapped.

Even if it was just a training issue, the fact that a pit bull's bite does so much damage should be enough to ban them all together.

I believe that pit bulls should be banned and the ban should be heavily enforced until pit bulls no longer exist outside of professional/specialized owners. It breaks my heart to think about it, because I love animals in general and I know that these dogs can't help their nature. But I also can't pretend that they're harmless, when I have seen in person how dangerous and destructive they can be.
Replace every usage of "pitbull" with "gun" and you can see how asinine this is. It's just the gun issue but for animals. I get the whole "but they snap whenever they want" argument, but honestly, I'd be more for it if I actually saw it happen. I've had a rescue be around small dogs and he just didn't give a shit, even when said small dog would lock HIS jaw on the pit bull. The most aggression I've seen him and another rescue I've had was trying to smother or sit on the small dogs, which was barely an issue as they're small and agile enough to just move out the way. I'd be down for more controlled buying, and pretty much any puppy mill sucks dick anyways, no matter the breed. Hell, where I'm from you have to have a application submitted and be accepted to buy one, with a bunch of restrictions of where you can live, plus landlords. If it's not a pit bull crackheads will just fight German Shepards or some other big ass breed and it'd have just the same negative connotations as pits do now.
 
If it's not a pit bull crackheads will just fight German Shepards or some other big ass breed and it'd have just the same negative connotations as pits do now.
I have never heard such an argument for pit bull fighting, but you've got me convinced.

We need to pit these pits against each other, it is just natural. And it also saves a german shepherd from the same fate.
 
I have never heard such an argument for pit bull fighting, but you've got me convinced.

We need to pit these pits against each other, it is just natural. And it also saves a german shepherd from the same fate.
I mean if you ban guns some inner-city negro is still going to gun down fellow hoodrats.
We banned pot and they created literal crackhead weed that puts holes in your brain and fucking kills you.
Why would crackheads just suddenly stop having big ass "aggressive dogs"? They'd be the first ones to go finding the most aggressive and big animal they can lmao.
We'd have crackheads running around with giant mastiffs "because they're tough looking" like with pits now, lol.

I've never seen or even heard of a firearm chewing it's way out of a gun cabinet, jumping a fence, and seeking out toddlers to maul. Maybe it isn't similar at all.
I have heard of children tearing through cabinets to shoot themselves by accident, maybe it's just a bad idea to have big scary things if you know you or someone who lives with you who is literally defenseless. And I've also heard those stories about german shepards and numerous other dogs. I don't see why we're so hung up on one breed other than "because they scare muh kids!" When most of the people on this forum probably don't plan of having kids.
 
I have heard of children tearing through cabinets to shoot themselves by accident, maybe it's just a bad idea to have big scary things if you know you or someone who lives with you who is literally defenseless. And I've also heard those stories about german shepards and numerous other dogs. I don't see why we're so hung up on one breed other than "because they scare muh kids!" When most of the people on this forum probably don't plan of having kids.
German shepherds actually do what they're trained to do reliably and are intelligent enough to recognize who is family and who is not. They will not only not harm children, but will literally die to defend them. Even after years of perfect behavior, a pit will often just flip out for no reason and eat a kid's face.
 
German shepherds actually do what they're trained to do reliably and are intelligent enough to recognize who is family and who is not. They will not only not harm children, but will literally die to defend them. Even after years of perfect behavior, a pit will often just flip out for no reason and eat a kid's face.
I just found multiple reports and also studies that show, yes, even German Shepards are known to attack for no apparent reason. To the point where one article said that the breed itself was known for sudden attacks or impulses. German Shepards are known for eating small dogs all the time where I live lmao.
 
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