I adopt pit bulls on Craigslist and put them down - and you should too! - I also do the same with black orphans!


Be honest: chances are that you cross the street when you see a pit bull walking toward you on the same sidewalk. Pit bulls have a well deserved reputation all over the world for being dangerous, aggressive dogs that suddenly snap for no apparent reason. I’m here to tell you the truth is even worse than previously thought.

You see, these murder machines have a well oiled social media disinfo apparatus known as “pit mommies.” The “pit mommy” movement adopts and breeds pit bulls while posting photos of them dressed up in pink tutus and baby clothes. These “adorabull” posts are almost always accompanied by absurd fallacies and false claims about the breed being harmless.

With more and more people now getting their news and ideas from social media, the pit mommy movement has managed to deceptively shift public perception on pits to somewhere in the apathetic middle.

But pit bulls have been selectively bred for bloodsport for centuries. They are genetically hardwired to kill, and to not be deterred by any amount of pain to get the kill. No amount of love and training will undo the pit bull instinct to kill. Someone thinking she’s a good owner with such a lovable muscled doggo will not prevent it from taking its blood prize the moment it sees a window of opportunity.

If you get a pit bull, you are setting the creature and the potential victims around you up for failure by denying history and genetics.

Unfortunately, elected representatives in America are failing to do anything about pit bulls as they continue to mass murder our children and doggoes. I propose and will demonstrate in this article that the pit crisis has now reached a point where We The People are called upon to take matters into our own hands. The continued murder of innocents calls for radical action.

That’s why for three years now I have adopted over a hundred pit bulls on Craigslist — and then put them down.

Because of my efforts, fewer humans (and good doggoes) will have to suffer from pit bull attacks. I like to think that my accumulated effort has over the long term saved at least one child from the lockjaws of death. But, I realize, this form of activism will need hundreds of practitioners across our beautiful country to even begin to get a grip on the pit crisis.

Pit maulings by the numbers​

Even the cuddliest and most well behaved pit bull can and eventually will turn on its humans for no or little reason — like an unexpected sound, or a bout of boredom. They’ve even been known to eat their own owners for a snack, like when Virginian police discovered two pit bulls in the forest casually eating their dead owner’s rib cage (after killing her).

But let’s look at the statistics. Despite making up around 6.2% of the dog population, pit bulls are responsible for over 70% of all fatal dog bites, according to a 2018 scientific study from dog attack authority DogsBite.org. When you include pit mixes, the number goes even higher:

Pit bulls, additional bull breeds and mastiff-type guard dogs and war dogs — the types used to create “baiting” bull breeds and fighting breeds — accounted for a jaw-dropping 87% (40) of all dog bite-related deaths in 2020.

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Are you paying attention yet?

To top it all off, pits target children disproportionally more than any other breed. While dogs of all breeds can snap when feeling threatened or in a bad mood, pit bull selection of victim is based on what it thinks it can readily turn into blood soup.

If you’re a pet owner, you’re probably aware that humans aren’t the only victims of pit bulls. Pit bulls often attack and kill dogs, cats, and other pets. I know from first hand experience because two of them tried to kill my lab in a completely unprovoked (redundant) attack in 2018.

A perfect example of this phenomenon is the 2018 incident at the Chiang Mai, Thailand pet show. Keep in mind that pet show dogs are often trained to be highly disciplined. But even with hundreds of hours of training and discipline, a pit bull in this pet show couldn’t help itself from attacking a beautiful Siberian Husky. This completely demolishes the lie that only pit bulls with bad owners attack others.

In 2019, pit bulls accounted for 91% of fatal dog-on-dog attacks, as well as 76% of fatal attacks on cats.

If you’re still not convinced about the devastating impact of pit bulls, if you still can’t feel for the mass murdered victims of the pit bulls, you need to grow some empathy in your soul. You may be a psychopath.

Listen to pit bull survivors — and believe them​

In January 2021, 35-year-old Candis Danielson was attacked by her neighbor’s two pit bulls. According to local news, the vicious pit bulls had “dragged Danielson under the trailer and inflicted extensive damage to her legs and feet.” The woman had to get one of her feet amputated as a result of the pit bull attack.

In yet another attack that happened last year, a Kentucky man was left “pretty chewed up” after being surrounded and attacked by three pit bull. The man was hospitalized with injuries to the face, back and lower torso. The story would have been much different if it was a gang of three Chihuahuas or Shih Tzus. “You can see [injuries] on my face, on the side of my face, on my back, you know, on my bottom. Some pretty good gashes on my leg and, you know, I’ve even got some scratches on my private parts. So, I was pretty chewed up,” the victim reported.

The most heart-wrenching stories are those that involve children. Pit bulls appear to have a special affinity for stalking the smallest and most innocent of children before ambushing and tearing their necks up.

In March 2013, 14-month-old Daxton Borchardt was allowed to stay with his babysitter despite her pitbulls, because his parents believed it’s all about training. The pitbulls promptly murdered little Daxton.

Daxton’s father Jeff said that he could no longer remain silent after hearing about a toddler mauled by a pit bull in Caledonia. Before his son’s death, Jeff said that he used to believe that a dog’s behavior was determined by the way it was raised. He no longer believes this myth — an evil lie peddled by pit mommies online. “Believing the myth, ‘It’s not the breed, it’s all how you raise them,’ is what left us without a son,” Jeff said. He said he cannot forget how his son looked after the prolonged attack.

Another attack that occurred this year resulted in the death of a 6-year-old child. “I was an advocate for pit bulls and what happened today happened so fast that there was nothing that anyone could do,” the mother said as she cried.

For children who manage to survive the pit bull attacks, the trauma never stops. A three-year-old girl who suffered serious injuries and lost her eye after surviving a pit bull attack was booted out of a KFC after an employee told her grandmother that the child’s scars were “disturbing” other customers.

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My proposal for common sense pit bull control​

Most of us agree at this point that it’s time to come up with a permanent solution to the pit bull question. At the same time, I recognize that not everyone wants to spend their time trekking around their state looking for adoptable pit bulls to put down.

America must implement common-sense pit bull control to rid ourselves of these dogs, and I have a series of suggestions.

1.) Like we do with so many important issues, let’s look to the laws and policies of our progressive allies. Currently, there are pit bull bans in several progressive countries, such as Canada, Denmark, France, Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and several more. If those countries are smart enough to recognize the need for common sense pit bull control, then America should follow suit.

2.) We should also regulate animal shelters who are cynically using loopholes to trick people into bringing assault-style dogs into their homes.

Currently, animal shelters are overrun with pit bulls, which is understandable considering their extremely violent nature. However, shelters don’t properly inform potential adopters that these dogs are pit bulls. Instead, animal shelters will advertise a pit bull as a “lab mix” or another “mix” breed in an attempt to deceive those looking for a friendly family dog.

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Everyone should be able to agree that animal shelters that do this should be shut down and held accountable for the blood on their hands.

3.) Lastly, we need to tell Big Tech to remove pit mommy content as speedily and heavy-handedly as they deal with other kinds of misinformation identified by the White House as a health risk. Think vaccine misinfo, etc. We must also demand a highly visible pit bull warning attached to posts associated with persons identified as pit mommies or pit mommy adjacent.

How many more children must die? The time to act is yesterday.

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German Shepards are known for eating small dogs all the time where I live lmao.
The smartest shepherd I ever had had the deepest hatred for cats of any dog I've ever seen. My family had two cats. She detested them. You couldn't say their names in her presence or she'd go berserk. You couldn't say the word "cat." This is actually not abnormal for cat-hating dogs. But she'd also bark at cats on TV. And she would recognize lions and tigers as cats and go nuts at them, too. I've rarely seen a dog understand stuff on TV, much less actually having a category of "cats" that included ones she'd never seen.

The most bizarre was she would recognize CARTOON cats like Top Cat and Garfield as cats and go berserk about them as well. That was uncanny. You also couldn't even SPELL the names of cats. You know, the way you sometimes spell a word that would otherwise upset a dog?

Anyway, this dog absolutely hated the very idea of cats, but never did a thing to any of the cats. She would have if she thought it were allowed, I'm pretty sure.

Also a lot of shepherd "attacks" are misguided herding instincts, not intentionally causing harm, or literally the result of training them to be aggressive.

There is a reason that despite being only 6 percent of dogs, pit bulls are responsible for nearly 70 percent of dog attacks and over half of dog attack deaths.
 
The smartest shepherd I ever had had the deepest hatred for cats of any dog I've ever seen. My family had two cats. She detested them. You couldn't say their names in her presence or she'd go berserk. You couldn't say the word "cat." This is actually not abnormal for cat-hating dogs. But she'd also bark at cats on TV. And she would recognize lions and tigers as cats and go nuts at them, too. I've rarely seen a dog understand stuff on TV, much less actually having a category of "cats" that included ones she'd never seen.

The most bizarre was she would recognize CARTOON cats like Top Cat and Garfield as cats and go berserk about them as well. That was uncanny. You also couldn't even SPELL the names of cats. You know, the way you sometimes spell a word that would otherwise upset a dog?

Anyway, this dog absolutely hated the very idea of cats, but never did a thing to any of the cats. She would have if she thought it were allowed, I'm pretty sure.

Also a lot of shepherd "attacks" are misguided herding instincts, not intentionally causing harm, or literally the result of training them to be aggressive.

There is a reason that despite being only 6 percent of dogs, pit bulls are responsible for nearly 70 percent of dog attacks and over half of dog attack deaths.
Okay, so you're giving personal experience, just as I had with my experience where a pit bull with a chihuahua latched onto him just didn't give a fuck, no growls, no barks, just a "haha small dog on me" happy look.
If we are going by personal experience than yes, I've seen more dangerous and shitty raised aggressive German Shepards than I have pits. And again, euthanizing all pits would just lead to Rottweilers being the main problem, then Shepards, then labs, then we're stuck with small Pomeranians because they probably have zero attack statistics. I just don't get the whole "lets ban them all" argument, especially when this same board probably wouldn't agree with extreme gun control. People say there aren't simularities but both issues are a "how will people use this thing". Some crackhead beating his pit will lead to violence, especially when you consider that probably the easiest dog breed some homeless crack addict to get and beat until it eats some kids, just like how that same crackhead could go buy a gun either legally if they don't have prior convictions, or illegally and probably easier. All these pit bulls reported for violence seem like it's the middle of hood rat city where any crackhead's dog would try and bite your hand off. I'll agree that they shouldn't be around kids, but I'll never agree to full on ban them and give business to PETA's kill shelters with hundreds of hundreds of pits from every location. Again, as I've said, I do think applications for these dogs isn't a bad idea, and places where people buy registered animals it's already pretty common. And again, how would you reliably even control what breeds will be avalible? Drug laws don't make drugs disappear so why would pit bulls be the exception to that rule?

... and 100% of the pibbles in this "neighborhood" lick babbysfaces?
Actually, despite living near hood rat city, they aren't as common as everyone thinks.
 
I used to defend pit bulls as I've always had dogs and believed the myth of nurture over nature. But I knew a guy with one that was perfectly fine... until it randomly attacked his next door neighbour and ripped the neighbour's dog apart in front of his screaming family.

Pit bull owners fall into one of 3 categories:
  • Working class mommies who stink of cigarette smoke who won't shut the fuck up about their dog.
  • Naïve people who are still drinking the Kool-Aid of "it's how they're raised".
  • Limp-wristed faggots who try too hard to show the world they're tough but couldn't tell their ass from their elbow let alone how to train a fucking dog.

I don't have it in me to put down a good, healthy dog but if I could Thanos-snap infertility on that breed I'd do it without thinking twice.
 
German shepherds actually do what they're trained to do reliably and are intelligent enough to recognize who is family and who is not. They will not only not harm children, but will literally die to defend them. Even after years of perfect behavior, a pit will often just flip out for no reason and eat a kid's face.
Nah both pits and gsheps can and have mauled the shit out of kids, especially since both are popular breeds and frequently subject to generations of backyard breeding and white trash being too lazy to fix their dogs.

Hell even American show gsheps have that fucked up slouched back thing that fucks up their joints, the fuck is that shit.
 
I used to defend pit bulls as I've always had dogs and believed the myth of nurture over nature. But I knew a guy with one that was perfectly fine... until it randomly attacked his next door neighbour and ripped the neighbour's dog apart in front of his screaming family.

Pit bull owners fall into one of 3 categories:
  • Working class mommies who stink of cigarette smoke who won't shut the fuck up about their dog.
  • Naïve people who are still drinking the Kool-Aid of "it's how they're raised".
  • Limp-wristed faggots who try too hard to show the world they're tough but couldn't tell their ass from their elbow let alone how to train a fucking dog.

I don't have it in me to put down a good, healthy dog but if I could Thanos-snap infertility on that breed I'd do it without thinking twice.
But from my perspective where I've never had a mean pit, and have had your experience pretty much exactly the same but with a Shepard I can say the same thing about them. I've seen multiple other breed snap, it's definitely not just a pit thing lmao.
 
Forget if I shared this, but I sometimes volunteer at animal shelters.

The most aggressive dogs I see are little yappers and the most timid are pitbulls. However, that's not to say the pitbulls are harmless. One in particular I remember had a specific fear of men. You can tell the pitbulls are either abused by people or by other dogs, that despite their large size they fear humans. It's a worrying thing. I'm very leery of interacting with them.
 
Forget if I shared this, but I sometimes volunteer at animal shelters.

The most aggressive dogs I see are little yappers and the most timid are pitbulls. However, that's not to say the pitbulls are harmless. One in particular I remember had a specific fear of men. You can tell the pitbulls are either abused by people or by other dogs, that despite their large size they fear humans. It's a worrying thing. I'm very leery of interacting with them.
But that's the thing. Even parrots I've rescued had this behavior, it's literally an animal thing. Hell, I'm more scared of a Cockatoo than some pit that I know hasn't been abused. Cockatoos form bonds with one sex and if that owner dies or gets rid of the bird they'll snap someone's finger off just for being a male if they're attached to a female and vice versa. My point isn't really "pits are safe dogs" but is instead "pits are safe if treated correctly, do have different needs than other breeds, and shouldn't be around kids." My point with guns was more "this thing is dangerous and there are restrictions in place to buy guns, so if pits are so dangerous, why not have that process more restricted rather than imposing a ban that will only effect law abiding citizens and not stop dog fighting, dog attacks, and animal abuse."
 
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Forget if I shared this, but I sometimes volunteer at animal shelters.

The most aggressive dogs I see are little yappers and the most timid are pitbulls. However, that's not to say the pitbulls are harmless. One in particular I remember had a specific fear of men. You can tell the pitbulls are either abused by people or by other dogs, that despite their large size they fear humans. It's a worrying thing. I'm very leery of interacting with them.
It's not uncommon for birds to get specific gender fears/hatreds like that either, sometimes because of abuse but sometimes just because birds are fucking weird.

Tbh I strongly suspect "pit-looking mutt that's varying degrees of inbred" is actually the most accurate descriptor for most reported "pit bull" attacks. You really think journos of all people wouldn't just label any square-headed, stockier dog a pit and call it good?
 
But from my perspective where I've never had a mean pit, and have had your experience pretty much exactly the same but with a Shepard I can say the same thing about them. I've seen multiple other breed snap, it's definitely not just a pit thing lmao.
What's the stats though? I'm sorry, compared to a breed that barely exists but causes over half of all deaths, out-argue me on the fuckin math, man.
 
But from my perspective where I've never had a mean pit, and have had your experience pretty much exactly the same but with a Shepard I can say the same thing about them. I've seen multiple other breed snap, it's definitely not just a pit thing lmao.
I never said it was exclusive to the breed. But if a dog raised well from a pup snaps and goes berserk then there's something inherently wrong with the dog's nature. I've known other breeds to randomly attack people as well but when Pitbulls take up such a huge chunk of the stats why deny such an obvious pattern of behaviour?
 
Which is why I earlier suggested the wordreplacement of "pitbull" with "nigger". Everyone gets it then.
I so finally understand when you put in the terms of a wignat faggot it finally does become apparent what the source of some people's frothing obsessed rage over their mere existence is thanks for the clarity
 
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What's the stats though? I'm sorry, compared to a breed that barely exists but causes over half of all deaths, out-argue me on the fuckin math, man.
I'm just confused as to why stats matter So much, which pitbull breed is being counted? All? Just one? How many are other breeds mistaken for pits? Why are we surprised a pit has more fatalities than other dogs, when this could just be a result of being stronger? If a pitbull kills another dog that actually instigated shit, is that counted too? Also, why are we wanting an outright ban instead of more measures put in place to prevent this? We can't just thanos snap 4 different breeds out of existence so why pretend a ban and killing a bunch of dogs will magically fix the issue? And I hate to be the edgelord here, but hearing statistics of black people doesn't make me afraid of black people, just like how I'm not going to be afraid of a dog if I know it's a safe dog without a past of abuse. I don't get why "well an outright ban wouldn't work at all, they aren't safe sure but it'd be easier and better to just have better measures for dog security" is such a bad take. This isn't like some wild animal we could hunt until they're all gone, it's a man made breed that still has a bunch of people that breed and own them. At this point acting like some sort of ban would magically make all dog violence go away is like saying banning all guns will make people docile and love each other. Neither would work. Except with guns you can stop the imported ones mostly. With dogs it's more like banning drugs since so many people breed and still would breed pits. The bad take to me is "a government ban of pit bulls will totally discourage and stop these dogs from being an issue" when if anything it'd make the problem worse as the people still getting them would then be exclusively crackheads and homeless people, which would lead to more owners with improper care and more pits abused and used for violent activities, with the exception of it being more "underground" than now.
 
Yes, they're cats in little police hats
I would bribe them with albacore tuna. Never seen a cat that could resist that.
I'm just confused as to why stats matter So much, which pitbull breed is being counted?
Why do stats matter? Are you serious? Okay, I'll give you a 50% chance of dying or 1%. Which do you prefer?
 
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