I am a gnome

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Agent Abe Caprine said:
More than the poser that raped the Tokyo Tower. 10 rapes in one second? Bitch, I've raped entire planets in 0.1 nanosecond. Motherfucker needs to stick with gay Swedish pop music.
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Checks out. Very gnomish behavior.

You are taking your allotted Gnome Union breaks, correct?
 
Gnome activities are underrated. I love going on night hikes near my village on a hillside trail, I can look in my neighbors' bright windows and see their goings-on. They do not know that I am there, passing along in the woods on my dire journey to the gas station. I feel small and gnomish. It's a whimsical, impish sort of energy.
 
Figures, the stench of Mushroom spores and Fresh grass are palpable.
 
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