I am a wuss, and I don't know make a move on a girl. What should I do?

[Jerry1337]

It's a vague question, because it comes from the place of my very own reality.
I have this irrational fear of breaking the news to someone for whom I like. That person might even be a friend that I could have known for a long time.
I never expressed my feelings truthfully, and it almost always led them to ditching me, and to finding someone else.
I don't want to repeat this blunder ever again. How do I find my balls?



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[CallmeCicada]

Suffah

 

[Luna hates niggers]

Honest answer? If you're hanging out with the girl ask her if she wants to date right before you have to go home. If it doesn't work out you'll be able to disengage from the situation immediately.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Get out the fucking way and let some non wuss have the space.

 

[Axiom.]

Virgin alert.

 

[Grub]

You just need to look her dead in the eyes. Then while staring at her unwaveringly you need to whip your dick out and piss on her to claim her as your territory.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

do the first part without the second part, and if you know eachother enough thats just implied dumbdumb

 

[PonderosaPete]

do the first part without the second part, and if you know eachother enough thats just implied dumbdumb

This, but if things go south, just say you slipped and your dick just so happened to fall out. Works every time.

 

[dick brain]

Well first of all the fact that you conceptualize telling someone that you're romantically interested in them as "breaking the news" like it's a terminal diagnosis is pretty telling of how you see yourself. You should work on that first.

That aside, just do it right away. The longer you sit around and fantasize about life together or whatever, the more imaginary stakes you put on the decision. Just get your answer ASAP instead of giving yourself the chance to build up an expectation.

Also try cultivating a better platonic support network to meet your social needs and more avenues to feel loved so you don't feel like a romantic relationship is something you need, then it won't feel like such a big deal.