i am agent Q, AMA

[Rungle]

fellow petroliots

it is me, agent Q.

ask me anything and i will provide nigga......

 

[Neodanthril]

How much of realrawnews is real?

 

[Rungle]

How much of realrawnews is real?

realrawnews is ran by 20 electric sheep

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Why am I retarded?

 

[Figger Nucker]

Why do my spaghetti os make lightning in my microwave?

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

Are you a sock?

 

[Soycast Guy]

Do you think this dick would fit in your mouth?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Are you a faggot nigger?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Why are you gay?

 

[Rungle]

Why am I retarded?

because you have not gotten rid of the libchip buried in your skin. Get it out.

Why do my spaghetti os make lightning in my microwave?

They made you believe that is a bad sign.
They do not want you to know that this is the source of electrolytes.

Are you a sock?

I am not a sock puppet, I am Q.

Do you think this dick would fit in your mouth?

no stalker child

 

[Shig O'nella]

Why did you leave two witnesses, amateur?

 

[#FF0000]

What does the Q in LGBTQ stand for?

 

[Megaton Punch]

Did you name yourself after Q from Star Trek?

 

[Red flaming panda]

How many weeks?

 

[Laburnum]

Don't listen to this guy, I'm the real Agent Q.

 

[Space_Dandy]

Why were 90% of your past predictions wrong?

 

[Da Capo]

Does the Q in Agent Q stand for Queer?

 

[Moths]

Whats the best laundry detergent to use for delicates?

 

[Tims]

What do I get for trusting the plan?

 

[Laburnum]

Why were 90% of your past predictions wrong?

They weren't wrong, you're just thinking too short term. I, Q (me), think in terms of infinity.

Does the Q in Agent Q stand for Queer?

No.

Whats the best laundry detergent to use for delicates?

Purex.

What do I get for trusting the plan?

Real ride or die qiggers will make it through Heaven's Gate, trust the plan.