I am brand new. Do I have to lurk or can I jump right in? - WTF is a subtitle?

>newfag joins KF
>message board refugee
>"H-h-hey guys, c-can I post right away? P-please don't bully me. I need a home, boards.dogfart.org got shut down..."
>acts like a battered housewife
>needs permission to shitpost
>beta as fuck


lurk moar fgt
I'm liking it so far. Feels just like home. Thx.
 
You'll be fine. Jump right in.

Just make sure people know you won't take any shit- If anyone ever gives you reactions like "dumb" or "autistic" or "thunkful" or "Mad at the internet", don't just take it lying down, or you'll look like a huge pussy. Make a REALLY big deal about it, so everyone knows that you're not someone to screw with.
 
I too am brand new member who joined only three days ago. This site is a fun place to plan trolls of member 'Larkin N Likin' who is stupid cow and autistic.
 
Kool Kiwi Tips:

  • lurk​
  • don't double post​
  • actually dont post at all for a while, keep lurtking​
  • learn the culture of the individual boards here and try to be a contributor, either with content or by being funny/interesting​
  • if all else fails and you're not capable of self-correcting or having a joke made at your expense, commit soduku by chimping until nol vaporizes you​
 
You better get out while you still can buddy.
No really, listen to this guy.
Leave.

Go and sin no more.
Pam, let the newfags have a minute to breathe at least. You're a feature I'm not sure they're ready for.
I too am brand new member who joined only three days ago. This site is a fun place to plan trolls of member 'Larkin N Likin' who is stupid cow and autistic.
Yes, and make sure you share all your trolling plans as well! Ignore all those warnings about not doing that, those are just legal things.
You'll be fine. Jump right in.

Just make sure people know you won't take any shit- If anyone ever gives you reactions like "dumb" or "autistic" or "thunkful" or "Mad at the internet", don't just take it lying down, or you'll look like a huge pussy. Make a REALLY big deal about it, so everyone knows that you're not someone to screw with.
This is really important. Always mention what negative stickers you got and definitely do so if you keep getting them from the same user, it's how we make it known we want to start discussions here.

Other than that, a lot of good advice in here. Give Null $20 and get a green tag and learn all the true secrets is another great plan too. Have fun faggot.
 
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