I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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DSP does something retarded every single day though but it's called boring because everyone needs the extreme IP2 stuff now or they are not interested in what happens on the internet. And then when something big does happen somehow it is blamed on the KF detractors and Josh and the rest of the farms don't want to talk about it and they also call it boring.

Every single lolcow has retards and faggots around them, but it's only an issue when it comes to DSP for some reason. Even Cyrax detractors are not considered as bad somehow it's mind blowing really.

Was Kat returning as a fat whale not funny? We have not seen her in 5 years and she comes on looking like a a bulldyke that has won a year long feedpass to the local buffet. Instead it's considering boring and then because people got excited here by the fat Kat the sub gets locked down. So either it's boring or something happened so it is bad.

Really I do wonder if Mike Chum or DSP himself is emailing Null or someone here asking for things to be done to the sub. The entire internet is full of faggots but weirdly it's this one cow that is the issue. COG gets a goon to beat up Ralph, forum laughs, everything is fine. Some anon gets Phil's bank statements and posts them here, people look at it and are astounded by what he spends money on, suddenly DSP detractors are the devil again.
I'm not saying he's boring, he's not. My comments are only directed to the fans that mess with him. They seem to need the extra dopamine boost. These people need the break. The good boys and girl that enjoy their lolcow of choice without tipping the cow, please continue on. I call out all meddling bitches on this site if I see them. Wings' boner boys are the biggest fags.
 
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I don't really understand why the DSP subforum gets this weird special treatment. I went back and looked at the Ralphamale beatdown time period, which is way worse than anything Dave has had to endure, and there was never any spergery of this level or getting the board removed despite everyone in the thread laughing at Ralph getting his ass kicked.

Anyway. What is funny about Phil:

Literally every BG3 stream showing off he has a room temp IQ.
The constant malding and seething in every single streetfighter stream. Dropped inputs, patterns, online players.
Sidescrollers.
The constant snippiness Phil shows to the (actual) retards in his chat.
The autistic rocking in his chair and ranting when things don't go his way in any game ever.
Him transitioning into an actual, literal cult leader as defined by basically every cultwatch website.

Hope that helps, glad the board is back.
 
Then leave? If you think I'm selling out just fuck off. I don't need a paycheck to call a spade a spade.
I enjoy the farms and your work but you have had strong opinions about DSP and this sub for a long time. What is the difference between the news of someone at Comcast messing with Phil and the constant stuff done to the other cows? You covered Foodiebeauty being messed with by a catfisher recently. It's not just DSP that gets fucked with.

Did you not have someone contact you about legal issues to do with the bank leaks or was that a general worry that you would be tied up in an investigation?

I'm not saying he's boring, he's not. My comments are only directed to the fans that mess with him. They seem to need the extra dopamine boost. These people need the break. The good boys and girl that enjoy their lolcow of choice without tipping the cow, please continue on. I call out all meddling bitches on this site if I see them. Wings' boner boys are the biggest fags.

Yeah that is true, I wish we wouldn't get these groups like 007 Wings that make fucking with lolcows their hobby they take the fun out of it. It could be something that happens with age, perhaps the longer a cow is around the more likely there is to be an effort to take them down and ruin their life. DSP and Wings are a vintage brew.
 
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Then leave? If you think I'm selling out just fuck off. I don't need a paycheck to call a spade a spade.
Really I do wonder if Mike Clum or DSP himself is emailing Null or someone here asking for things to be done to the sub.
What check is Phil or Mike cutting? Those cheat SOBs are only giving money to Null if he's a mobile game with half naked Men in it or if it's a whore. If they did offer a bribe, do you really think that ego maniac or the dumb shit would offer anything near enough to coax Joosh.
 
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It's bizarre to watch an entire community of posters on this site have a persecution complex when they bring it on themselves that aren't anime avatars.
Yep. I know it's asking a lot but the DSP sub needs to weed out their buttmunchers that are causing trouble. Tommy Tooter is a sub that went down because of a lack of interaction. DSP is nowhere near that fate. Fatrick's thread nearly got nuked because the site shouldn't be sacrificed for such a dumb principle as "freedom to fuck with cows".
 
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What is the difference between the news of someone at Comcast messing with Phil and the constant stuff done to the other cows? You covered Foodiebeauty being messed with by a catfisher recently. It's not just DSP that gets fucked with.
The difference is that unlike the Comcast employee, the Salad catfish didn't post here and get encouragement and asspats for what they had done. Cog's boyfriend that beat up Ralph didn't come here for clout after the fight. That's the difference. I don't care about the DSP forum, but don't act like it's the same.
 
I enjoy the farms and your work but you have had strong opinions about DSP and this sub for a long time. What is the difference between the news of someone at Comcast messing with Phil and the constant stuff done to the other cows? You covered Foodiebeauty being messed with by a catfisher recently. It's not just DSP that gets fucked with.
it's a crime? i think i also strongly condemned the catfish as being a psychotic fat whore. it's not illegal to convince some retard arab to send you dick picks though.

this whataboutism shit that dsp alogs do is also gay. "wtf you heckin' smuckled when some dude kicked Ralph's ass?" - yes, ralph called some dude a pedophile, so his friend flew over and kicked his ass. he also was Cog, someone I hate, and who does not have a kiwi farms account.

like every time you guys try to put me on the defensive I can absolutely explain why X is funny and Y is cringe. I am continuously able to defeat these.


p.s. if I have not liked DSP's a-log culture for years, doesn't that defeat your immediately previous point that someone must've paid me off to not like you just now?
 
it's a crime? i think i also strongly condemned the catfish as being a psychotic fat whore. it's not illegal to convince some retard arab to send you dick picks though.

this whataboutism shit that dsp alogs do is also gay. "wtf you heckin' smuckled when some dude kicked Ralph's ass?" - yes, ralph called some dude a pedophile, so his friend flew over and kicked his ass. he also was Cog, someone I hate, and who does not have a kiwi farms account.

like every time you guys try to put me on the defensive I can absolutely explain why X is funny and Y is cringe. I am continuously able to defeat these.


p.s. if I have not liked DSP's a-log culture for years, doesn't that defeat your immediately previous point that someone must've paid me off to not like you just now?
not that i'm riding your dick or nothing :optimistic:, but tbh you don't owe these cunts any explanation for anything you do. it's your site, you do whatever you fucking want, and you don't have to justify shit.

besides, there's really no point of explaining yourself because these morons are going to come up with excuses no matter what.
 
Shut the motherfucker down.
Burn it to the fucking ground.

All the faggots who think that DSP is absolute evil are mind numbingly, pants on head, shitting retards.

Close it and be done with it.

Someone will up the stakes and either attack Phil or Kat causing bodily injury or worse and there will be a contingent that wants to give them a fucking gold star.
 
E-famous a-loggers of cows or those try to insert themselves into the lolcow story are excruciating
This is the crux of it. Not as a statement about site users, DSP enjoyers, etc, but as a rule. If someone comes here trying to be e-famous, it’s obvious. This includes people who insert themselves into a cow (any cows) life in order to create “content.” It’s no longer what it was, it becomes about the product of the wannabe famous alogger. It’s basically Kinocheting.

Trying to convolute that into some big issue is dumb & wastes everyone’s time. Yes, sometimes people fuck with cows, which is not tolerated here. You can claim shit all day, then keep doing the opposite. You can say you don’t say the things you say, be a big old diddindu nuffin’ liar, and then turn around & keep on faggin’ on. Be honest, don’t blame gay personal behavior on others. Own it, stop, & move on.

Why does this keep happening with DSP sub forum in particular? I’m not a heavy user or lurker on that area of the site, & this is the second or third time I remember this happening in that area, in about as many years. There’s clearly animosity from some users there, so either keep the claim that you are all perfect users, yet again, or just be honest & stop being butthurt because your behavior isn’t accepted with a smile.

Any other cow, Pat, Rekieta, Gunt, has its share of this crap, & it gets weeded out eventually. DSP sub forum & it’s user base need to man up & stop with this time wasting, boo hoo-ing, & trying to blame Null, or mods, or whatever. Shame your bad actors, weed them out, like every where else does, no matter how slow or fast. If you want DSP forum, keep it on track. Or buy manufactured bullshit that Null, in particular, hates you all, because cheese or weight or mean names or huge paydays etc.
 
Any other cow, Pat, Rekieta, Gunt, has its share of this crap, & it gets weeded out eventually.
Exactly! Those threads have people that will call out dumb stuff. Null just recently posted in on of Chris' thread to not glory post about gayops because it's not welcomed.
 
Any other cow, Pat, Rekieta, Gunt, has its share of this crap, & it gets weeded out eventually. DSP sub forum & it’s user base need to man up & stop with this time wasting, boo hoo-ing, & trying to blame Null, or mods, or whatever. Shame your bad actors, weed them out, like every where else does, no matter how slow or fast. If you want DSP forum, keep it on track. Or buy manufactured bullshit that Null, in particular, hates you all, because cheese or weight or mean names or huge paydays etc.
We have been doing this. For years.

Now tell me, if someone makes a brand new account, posts Phil's entire bank statement and fucks off, what could we have possibly done to prevent this?
What if someone brand new account (again) posts about how he logged in with his Comcast's credentials like a fucking idiot (DSP's router was NEVER hacked in the first place), added two filters to his router and fucked off? Again, how do we prevent this?

It's NOT the regulars that do this kind of shit. It's always the retards that go above and beyond to mess with a fat, 41 year old polish streamer.
 
@Null didn't even mention the guy who paid Kat's sister to sleep with him and bathe in tomato sauce and tried to turn it around like she did it cause she is schitzo.

Should DSP be made fun of, yes. Ostracized, yes. DSP has been fucked with more than actual zoophiles and pedophiles who we have threads on.

In what fucking world is DSP stealing retards money worse than the zoophiles and pedophiles who have been covered here?
 
Now tell me, if someone makes a brand new account, posts his entire bank statement and fucks off, what could we have possibly done to prevent this?
It’s not your job to prevent & this is missing the point on purpose. It’s obvious what to do, report it to people who’s job it is. Maybe have some fun calling the poster a ween, give them a hat. Then, carry on having fun.
 
It’s not your job to prevent & this is missing the point on purpose. It’s obvious what to do, report it to people who’s job it is. Maybe have some fun calling the poster a ween, give them a hat. Then, carry on having fun.
How am I missing the point? Anyway, we always do exactly what you just said.

Hell, we even use the fucking "Escort fiasco" as a reminder of what NOT to do in case of some similar gayops scenario happens again. But it doesn't fucking matter anyway, since it's going to be always brought up regardles if the people involved are still present or not.
 
Times DSP has been fucked with and someone posted to the site about it.

1. Calling into the bankruptcy proceedings pretending to be a lender and wanting to in essence fuck up his bankruptcy.

2. The escort saga.

3. Someone hiring Kats sister as a prostitute and posting about it here.

4. The bank leaks.

5. The Comcast leaks.
 
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