I am going to India in 2 weeks. - Tell me what should I do there.

[Alex Hogendorp]

How do I get the definitive Indian experience?

 

[Neodanthril]

Stop bathing and wearing shoes and shit in the street and molest every woman you see

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

dont get raped

dont eat the street food

dont drink the water

dont leave the tourist traps

dont get raped

 

[DankSmoker]

Dye your hair with cow urine and bless the ganges with trash and poopoo.

 

[Saint Agustin]

If you are indian: Good riddance
If you are NOT indian: Godspeed.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

While you’re there, can you tell all of them to stop shitting up the internet with fuck ass AI content? The Indians and the Middle Easterners are shitting up the internet with AI slop and its pissing me off.

 

[Chao Garden]

don't get hit by a train

 

[dick brain]

@Joy Depression

 

[DankSmoker]

don't get hit by a train

Dont even stand near a train or your head will be sheared clean off by a dangling indian.

 

[Kosher Dill]

In addition to the fine suggestions already made, go eat some authentic Hitler Ice Cream and take pictures.

 

[Yukako]

Color your skin with cowshit so you can blend in easily with the locals.

 

[MadStan]

Take toilet paper with you - and a toilet.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

If you're white it can't be done. Jeets have an instilled racial inferiority complex and most of them will treat you like an incel treats a woman he has a crush on. The closest you can get is by eating their street food, in which case I pray for your intestines.

 

[Timmy Jolsen]

Just visit Canada instead. You'll get the same Eastern cultural enrichment in BRAAAPPPTON Ontario, but at least you'll get to go skiing afterwards.

 

[Jarl Varg]

Tell them you work tech support. They will see you as a rival, and sacrifice you to one of their gods.

 

[Joy Depression]

A secret- Indian curries aren't that hot. It's only white Americans who are dumb enough to eat anything hotter than a vindaloo.

 

[eatler]

don't get hit by a train

OP should inform the wonderful jeets that they are bollywood hits when they climb powerlines, fight elephants and pose in front of trains.

The closest you can get is by eating their street food, in which case I pray for your intestines.

Stephen Spielberg brought spagettio's with him while filming Indiana Jones for a reason

 

[Xenu]

Nuke India for inventing indians.