I am new here, what is this place? - am into politics, religion and conspricy theory

[Roast Chicken]

Ah, so innocent. So pure. Your corruption will be particularly satisfying.

 

[SpessCaptain]

This is the inner circle, once you enter it, you'll never see the sun again.
Come to the Inner Circle.

You cannot leave it once you've entered it. Into the Inner Circle with you, decend into the depths, be seen by no one, be heard by no one - let existential dread drift over you and then accept it. Understand it as your place in the void. There is nothing here for you, there is no time for us.

Come into the Inner Circle. Enjoy the Inner Circle. Live in the Inner Circle. Breed in the Inner Circle. Become a troglodyte. Become a man of the Inner Circle - or woman of the Inner Circle, your choice, that path is yours.

Enter the Inner Circle, join us. Who are we? Does it matter? Enter the Inner Circle.

Hail the Inner Circle, accept the Inner Circle, become the Inner Circle. You were born here, you will raised here, you will die here: we are the children of the Inner Circle. Kiwi Farm has no saviours, only us: The Children of the Inner Circle. Join us in the Inner Circle.

Become the Inner Circle

 

[Philosophy Phil]

This is an online Mom and Pop resturant. My name is Philosophy Phil, can I get you a drink to start off sug?

 

[BeanBidan]

Go fuck yourself.

Shit up kid

This is the inner circle, once you enter it, you'll never see the sun again.
Come to the Inner Circle.

You cannot leave it once you've entered it. Into the Inner Circle with you, decend into the depths, be seen by no one, be heard by no one - let existential dread drift over you and then accept it. Understand it as your place in the void. There is nothing here for you, there is no time for us.

Come into the Inner Circle. Enjoy the Inner Circle. Live in the Inner Circle. Breed in the Inner Circle. Become a troglodyte. Become a man of the Inner Circle - or woman of the Inner Circle, your choice, that path is yours.

Enter the Inner Circle, join us. Who are we? Does it matter? Enter the Inner Circle.

Hail the Inner Circle, accept the Inner Circle, become the Inner Circle. You were born here, you will raised here, you will die here: we are the children of the Inner Circle. Kiwi Farm has no saviours, only us: The Children of the Inner Circle. Join us in the Inner Circle.

Become the Inner Circle

Pssh the inner circle...

 

[Deadpool]

 

[dopy]

posting on KF actually gets you instabanned, little known fact

 

[Begemot]

It depends if you're a party rocker in the house tonight.

 

[KiwiMisetté]

@OP/@Doombert: I'd say Deep Thoughts, though I didn't know Politics was allowed haha. Oh well.

also be sure to chill out otherwise

Spoiler: nsfl

you'll be subject to torture porn

 

[BILLY MAYS]

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are each distinct thanks to their erratic public behavior. Spectators are encouraged to join discussion. The wealth of opinions and knowledge shared by users is what has enabled this peculiar fringe community to thrive despite the incredible adversity and contention brought by those we discuss.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Taco Bell.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

A miserable pile of secrets.

 

[ES 148]

This is the inner circle, once you enter it, you'll never see the sun again.
Come to the Inner Circle.

You cannot leave it once you've entered it. Into the Inner Circle with you, decend into the depths, be seen by no one, be heard by no one - let existential dread drift over you and then accept it. Understand it as your place in the void. There is nothing here for you, there is no time for us.

Come into the Inner Circle. Enjoy the Inner Circle. Live in the Inner Circle. Breed in the Inner Circle. Become a troglodyte. Become a man of the Inner Circle - or woman of the Inner Circle, your choice, that path is yours.

Enter the Inner Circle, join us. Who are we? Does it matter? Enter the Inner Circle.

Hail the Inner Circle, accept the Inner Circle, become the Inner Circle. You were born here, you will raised here, you will die here: we are the children of the Inner Circle. Kiwi Farm has no saviours, only us: The Children of the Inner Circle. Join us in the Inner Circle.

Become the Inner Circle

Dummy he doesn't have access yet

 

[Curt Sibling]

Welcome to K-Farms.
We are all @Null's children.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Picture an enormous tank full of vaguely racist piranhas with Down's syndrome and strong opinions about circumcision.

Welcome to fucking Kiwi Farms. There's crudite by the door, and please try to avoid shooting up anyplace, frankly we're tired of explaining it away when that happens.

 

[WW 635]

you'll be subject to torture

Hmu bb

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

To really give you the best experience, please provide the following:

Full name and any aliases
Current address
Previous address
Current employer
Social security number (if US) or other government identifying number
Mother's maiden name
Name of your first pet
Name of the street you grew up on

 

[Begemot]

You seem like a /pol/ & /x/ cross-over guy, @Doombert. What's your favourite conspiracy theory?

 

[wylfım]

Run while you still can.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Welcome to the funny meme site. To guarantee the best experience here, I suggest going to Articles and Happenings. Those threads flood the forum like crazy on a daily basis, and you’re going to get free upvotes every time you post something sympathetic on there.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

You're in the wrong neighborhood, son. Now bend over and think happy thoughts.