I am NOT a gnome - an important announcement

[SIGSEGV]

I am not a gnome. I do not resemble a gnome. I would not be mistaken for a gnome in a dark alley. I do not associate with gnomes. I do not even know any gnomes!

 

[Maskull]

Prove it.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

i bet you have a linux computer with GNOME on it

 

[Mr Hooper]

Did you loose a fight to a midget and became one?

 

[Chongqing]

Did you get sent to jail?

 

[d33CH]

I never said that, you don't gnome.

 

[4506-C]

haha you got GNOMED

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Not only are you a gnome, you're an autistic gnome.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Prove it.

I don't have to prove anything.

 

[User names must be unique]

I wish I was a gnome I strongly identify with hanging out in a garden sitting on a giant mushroom and fishing

 

[SIGSEGV]

Did you loose a fight to a midget and became one?

No.

i bet you have a linux computer with GNOME on it

Did you get sent to jail?

No.

Not only are you a gnome, you're an autistic gnome.

No.

 

[Lake]

Do you have any friends named David?

 

[Maskull]

I don't have to prove anything.

Gnomish behavior.

 

[Dysnomia]

David the gnome was pimp.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Do you have any friends named David?

Nope.

Gnomish behavior.

No it ISN'T!

 

[eatler]

Ganigga dont lie to us, we Ganow these photos are you.

 

[Maskull]

I believe the photographic evidence.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

So, you're saying that you are either Keemstar or SecretGamerGrrl?

 

[Named User]

Fun fact:
If you send your child to a Waldorf school, they will end up believing in gnomes.

Rudolph Steiner thought that gnomes existed on the astral plane and were visible to clairvoyants.

From this, Waldorf teachers use gnomes to scare children into behaving lest these mystical creatures cause mischief in these children’s lives.

More info here.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

No.

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No.

No.

cant prove that aint a fake screenshot, typical gnome tactic