I am planing to open a self defense class against minors for adults

[Vibe_Guy]

I work closely with children, as I am a P.E. Teacher. I also was a minor in my formative years, so needless to say I have alot of experience.

My self defense class will focus on effectively dispatching children in the most effecient way without getting into social nor legal trouble.

My techniques include, but are not limited to:

• Falsely accusing a problem child of consuming and dealing drugs (I planted the meth in his bedroom pillow by committing a home invasion)
• K.O. a child with such force that it forgets it's assailant (the police are powerless)
• Overstimulate screaming autistic children with youtubers to the extent where they enter a catatonic state (works every time)
• Hide the annoying asthmatic kids inhaler
• Bully kid bullies to the point where they won't come out of their rooms (most effective technique is psychological distress)
• Assault a minor and blame it on his bully (it's his word against mine)
• And so much more!

If you are interested in joining my self defense class, all you have to do is put all of your personal details in the replies, including your current place of residence, blood type, history of crime, phone number, all of your socials (I mean all of them) and your parents credit card number.

 

[Monolith]

Why would adults use their parents' credit card number? They We have our own credit cards, you know.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Why would adults use their parents' credit card number? They We have our own credit cards, you know.

You wanna use your own credit card for this service?

Sure. But you won't have an aliby if the pesky police investigates you. You do you.

 

[My Name is Ed]

Will there be group fights?

Next time someone asks me how many 12 year olds I can beat up I want to be able to answer with as high a number as possible

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Will there be group fights?

Next time someone asks me how many 12 year olds I can beat up I want to be able to answer with as high a number as possible

There will be group fights but unfortunately it's hard to get a parents consent to beat the shit out of their child, let alone multiple parents consent.

We have to improvise, so for our sparring session we use child-like midgets to simulate a proper adult on child fighting scenario.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

>K.O. a child with such force that it forgets it's assailant

https://youtu.be/VCarSRnquLM

Here is a great instructional video on how to achieve technique no. 2

Remember: no matter if the child is intellectually or emotionally better than you. As long as you outweigh him, you will win every time.

"If a child beating is what you seek, then you better end it quick!"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war

 

[DankSmoker]

There will be group fights but unfortunately it's hard to get a parents consent to beat the shit out of their child, let alone multiple parents consent.

We have to improvise, so for our sparring session we use child-like midgets to simulate a proper adult on child fighting scenario.

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I don't think a midget would necessarily be a good equivalent, as they have deformed limbs and weaker hearts.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I don't think a midget would necessarily be a good equivalent, as they have deformed limbs and weaker hearts.

I do agree that midgets are objectively inferior human beings, but we work with what we can get. Don't worry though, my midgets are trained in close quarters combat.

 

[IKOL]

>OP have NAFO faggot pfp
>plans on opening "defence against minors for adults" classes

So wait, you plan to make classes for adults... for them be able to defend themselves against you?

Well that's some Bankman-Fried tier of start-up but, you do you I guess?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I am a legal adult, I live alone, and fighting defending myself against those (weaker) younger than myself is my passion.

I speak fluent english despite being a NAFO faggot and my kid fighting organization will be the best in the Balkans.

>OP have NAFO faggot pfp
>plans on opening "defence against minors for adults" classes

 

[CowPox]

How to fist fight negros when outnumbered five to one 101.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

How to fist fight negros when outnumbered five to one 101.

we do not fight negros, sorry. I think you were looking for the Baltimore police department.

 

[Sprate Header]

K.O. a child with such force that it forgets it's assailant (the police are powerless)

I'm sold. Address date and time, I'll be there.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I'm sold. Address date and time, I'll be there.

The trainings will be in the Bigz building on the 6th floor, left door.


A handwritten envelope will be sent to your person between the years 2022 and 2045 with a list of trusted partners you can talk to when you enter the general area.

There are no fees. Buy own plane ticket. Don't trust cops, they know.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

I also was a minor in my formative years

I too was a child before I turned 18, I was also born at a very young age

 

[Fireman Sam]

Can I join? I'm sick and tired of children making me lose in Splatoon and I want revenge.
A difficult but effective strategy is to send a child to China (only 1 hour of video games a week)

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Me when I see an unprotected 7th grader (he allegedly fucked my mom)

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Can I join? I'm sick and tired of children making me lose in Splatoon and I want revenge.
A difficult but effective strategy is to send a child to China (only 1 hour of video games a week)

Ofcourse you are permitted to join. I look for quality over quantity with my students.

My personal advice would be to get good at splatoon and bully the children until they are last online 9 years ago.

An equally effective method is to commit arson on a problem child's home (no more TV nor video games for that brat)

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

I'm interested, but what got you into the beating minors business?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

I'm interested, but what got you into the beating minors business?

I am all for inquiries about my motivations, but I will keep my background brief as to hide my powerlevel.

Spoiler: bruh

I was bullied in my formative years. And have learned that even if you are physically superior compared to a bully, you can't stop them from inflicting emotional battery.

Multiply that for 4 years and when I turned into a legal adult, I was sucker punched in the face unfairly by my bully (who was 17 thus a minor)

I cried infront of my classmates, I was frustrated and embarassed. I've endured that annoying person for far too long. My classmates were sympathetic and did not condone his actions. Despite that I was hurt for the last time.

I've changed, I did the math. 2+2=4. Deffending+myself=confident.

I am not afraid of adults, as I am a polite person. But some teens are delinquents, and will hurt you for entertainment.

The Bigz building is a good place to discuss self protection and share experiences. Then train both mentally and physically to deffend outselves.