I am planing to open a self defense class against minors for adults

[the fall of man]

i kept a kid in my basement for 20 years and when i went back to check on him he was gone and some weird dude was hanging around playing Age of Empires II

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I'll probably need to take some of your classes. I've taken way too many pickaxes to the face for it to be a coincidence, anymore. Miners just want my blood, for whatever reason

 

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[Vibe_Guy]

I'll probably need to take some of your classes. I've taken way too many pickaxes to the face for it to be a coincidence, anymore. Miners just want my blood, for whatever reason

I am sorry but this is a self deffence class for minors, not miners. Mining being a job for legal adults our services do not cover self deffence against an able bodied adult.

However we do provide advice and practical training for beating the ever loving shit out of kids younger than 18. (with no social nor legal consequences)

 

[Vibe_Guy]

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That's that little girl's 2524th victim, you don't want that little shit to beat you up and steal your wallet, do you?

 

[Vibe_Guy]

How to properly deal with problem children: