I am still not a gnome - an update on my situation

[SIGSEGV]

You've said very cruel things to me and now I have an erection, that means that if I decide to finish myself off over this then my cum will be on your hands.

Don't get your filthy weeb cum on my hands.

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Don't get your filthy weeb cum on my hands.

Then stop pushing me to commit spermicide.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I still love you. Even if you're not a gnome.

 

[draggs]

pictorial evidence begs to differ

just as it did in Q&A

we got the photonic deets

 

[SIGSEGV]

pictorial evidence begs to differ

just as it did in Q&A

we got the photonic deets
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This is photoshopped.

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

This is photoshopped.

Gnomish hands typed this, getting mushroom flakes all over the keys.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Gnomish hands typed this, getting mushroom flakes all over the keys.

I do not have gnome hands.

 

[draggs]

it smells really strongly of mushrooms in here all of a sudden

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

This guy claims you live next to him and you're a dick.

 

[innocent jogger]

I don't have them.

Yes you do. But in hindsight I don't want them back.

Next thing you are going to tell me is that the guy in the public restroom today wasn't really a penis butt inspector. You'll have to get up earlier than that to fool me.

 

[Flatsfag]

Lies you have been seen eating stolen gumdrops under a hallow tree

 

[SIGSEGV]

Lies you have been seen eating stolen gumdrops under a hallow tree

Nuh uh.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Yeah you're probably not a gnome

 

[JJLiautaud]

Of course not youre gnoblin.

 

[DankSmoker]

I've tracked down your rabbi, OP. I'm going to get to the bottom of this, which will require a lot of crouching down.

 

[Absolutego]

Embrace it my gnigga

 

[Coldgrip]

Only a gnome would have to tell people they're not a gnome...

 

[SIGSEGV]

Only a gnome would have to tell people they're not a gnome...

I am simply trying to fight the onslaught of baseless rumors.

 

[Cats]

I am the Bibendum Entity in real life.

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

OP is really just a midge,
You could crush him with a pinch,
That chad avatar's a lie,
He's no bigger than a fly.