"I cannot access the Horrifying/Semp Fed/DRINK Rating!"

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No, you must first break into the HQ of the Coca-Cola company and steal the secret recipe. Use it to reverse-engineer a case of Coke Zero for Null. You must then go on a quest to find a pair of golden striped socks for Katsu (as in made of gold, not gold colored). Your next task will be to then shave the beard of an internet lumberjack, because none may have so glorious a beard as Surtur. You must finish by retrieving the exquisite Maltese liquor so that Hellblazer can get through another night of modding Discussion. Only then shall you earn the right to carry the green banner.
 
No, you must first break into the HQ of the Coca-Cola company and steal the secret recipe. Use it to reverse-engineer a case of Coke Zero for Null. You must then go on a quest to find a pair of golden striped socks for Katsu (as in made of gold, not gold colored). Your next task will be to then shave the beard of an internet lumberjack, because none may have so glorious a beard as Surtur. You must finish by retrieving the exquisite Maltese liquor so that Hellblazer can get through another night of modding Discussion. Only then shall you earn the right to carry the green banner.

Translation: "of course they are ya knobhead. Why'd you even ask?"
 
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