I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS!!!!!

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This will come off sounding autistic AF, but one my favourite parts of these vids is watching with the closed captioning on: YouTube cannot even with her language skills (I'm thinking of using "auto-translate").
My second favourite part is the fact she has to tape in the shitter.
God bless Minute Rice, adults wearing Sponge Bob Pjs, and comforters used as curtains. White trash trifecta. :achievement:
 
Hooktube link: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=D5FrploPcTQ

I find it interesting that she justifies buying an expensive laptop by saying it'll "motivate her" to vlog more. It'll work about as well as the fitbit did for her weight loss.

Becky looks more and more bored with each video.
 
I wonder if she just wipes her hands in her hair now because that rat nest looks greasier than the floor at Texas Roadhouse
 
Essentially her sperging about getting a macbook pro to edit on imovie (do people still use that?) And a standard nothin special camera to film on

ETA clock the musty bra, did she swim with that on?
 

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A camera and laptop will make her a better vlogger just like fitbits, water bottles, and notebooks make her lose weight.
 
She looks gross at the best of times, I can't WAIT for her to get this shiny new camera so we can get capping and roll in the :horrifying::islamic: ratings. I wonder if once she sees how she actually looks, that she'll recoil from the technology a la Chantal.

"Me and you spend like $200 a day"

Jesus Christ, please tell me that's not true.

I can believe it, I don't think the word "no" has ever entered her head when she's laid eyes on something she's halfway convinced to buy. Plus it must cost a lot to maintain critical mass the way she does.
 
Didn’t Destiny buy her the pink laptop that she returned? And she returned it because it wasn’t good enough (not a MacBook), not because it was “so expensive” at $200.

Also, “I don’t even want a new camera! I’m doing it for you guys!” way to deflect blame for your spending on your viewers, Amber
 
“Buying the camera was for you guys, I appreciate you”

Lmao she couldn’t even give poor JayBeeh his $50 gift card for the giveaway.

But what a great idea to splurge $5,000 bucks on shit she isn’t going to use in order to complete a goal... hmmm sounds like every other thing in her life.

People telling Big AL to get a camera and a decent laptop to do her jobby (a hobby that’s also a job because AL can’t decide what YouTube is to her) means she has to buy the most expensive bullshit that she herself says she doesn’t know how to use.

If I face palmed as hard as I wanted to I would knock myself out.

And did I hear correctly that she says she spends $200 dollars a day? On eating out and her random tchotchkes.

Loving the roller coaster ride of Big AL’s mania. Orange Bell Pepper squad goals.
 
The $700 camera is for us? Really? Wow! And you all call her selfish...

DMing her my address now. :-)
 
I know you are not supposed to let cows get to you but this video pissed me off.
She does not need that computer. I am a web designer and have always wanted a MacBook for my coding but could never justify spending that much on a laptop. Call it jealously but it just pains me to see such a beautifully designed instrument that could be used to create beautiful designs and hold important work go to someone who will use it to edit shit videos on low grade editing software.
 
Gorl wanna pretend she doesn't read here, when we were talking about her rice and she dedicated a whole segment to her rice. Ok, gorl.
 
Wouldn't be Amberlynn if she didn't spend her money on superfluous products she doesn't need. Here's hoping her laptop gets more mileage than her water dispenser.
 
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that she’s back to counting calories and not “points”?

And the camera isn’t to reward her watchers, it’s to punish US. Now we gotta look at her and her disgusting life in HD.
 
that segment with becky was so uncomfortable to watch. becky looks so done and bored while AL was nagging about whatever
 
I can believe it, I don't think the word "no" has ever entered her head when she's laid eyes on something she's halfway convinced to buy. Plus it must cost a lot to maintain critical mass the way she does.

And suddenly we know why Becky is still with her. As gross and immature as Amber is, it looks like she's swimming in cash. To go from having Big Mama spending $200 on you a day to being broke and jobless is a terrifying thought. Maybe Becky wants to lose weight so she can get a new sugar mommy
 
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