I can't stop farting, how can I make it stop?

[Bob's Vagene]

Seriously... I've been farting non stop for the last hour. Not only does my room smell like a rotting corpse but my buthole is starting to hurt. How can I make this stop?

 

[TheRetardKing]

Seriously... I've been farting non stop for the last hour. Not only does my room smell like a rotting corpse but my buthole is starting to hurt. How can I make this stop?

Sub-Zero your anus out of your arse.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Grab the biggest knife out of your kitchen and disembowel yourself.

 

[Ramborambo]

Duct tape a cork up your butt hole. Make sure it is an air tight seal.

 

[deso2y]

You have been architected by Null himself, there is no escape from the braphog destiny

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Don't. Go on America's Got Talent.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Talk to Chantal Sarault at:

650 Woodcliffe Private, Apt 638
Orléans, ON K1C 7P9

She knows all about this shit (pun intended).

 

[Lina Colorado]

drink mint tea.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If "mind uploading" actually worked, you couldn't fart anymore if you were in a robot body.



(unless it was some kind of farting robot)

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Punish your asshole with Anal Beeds.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

Pour Flex Seal liquid down your asshole.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Stick a catheter up there then have the other end poking out the window

 

[Divine right to rule]

Glue it shut. Fart preventing and inflation fetish 2 in 1

 

[Vingle]

Is this you?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I can't believe no one in the Q&A told you to just go take a shit.

 

[Maude Snew]

 

[Dysnomia]

Take advantage of the monetary windfall your wind can give you. Start filming those farts and charge for access. Do you have any cake laying around?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Take advantage of the monetary windfall your wind can give you. Start filming those farts and charge for access. Do you have any cake laying around?

He should film it and advertise as Brazilian fart porn, tuck the soy drenched testicles in.