I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

[Professor Iris]

As always, you're blaming everybody but yourself for your problems.

Several of us knew from the get-go that Jessica was a troll, it was blatantly obvious.
Dude, for crying out loud, you invited a grown woman to a children's party for My Little Pony.

Do you honestly believe that any woman would open their legs for that? You look and act like like a child that fell into his mom's closet, you don't have a job, and you manage your finances poorly.

Until you recognize that you are more of a circus freak performing for people's entertainment than an actual ADULT that contributes to society, expect more of the same. No woman is ever going to take you seriously, especially not looking like that.


But hey, there is such a thing as hookers, right? For the right price, they'll tell you anything you want.
Have fun with that.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

You're just gonna go off and find another woman and break up with her again. Then you're gonna bitch and complain again until you find someone else. It's the goddamn cycle, Chris.

 

[FisfulFries]

There's not enough drama going on.

I'm going to start stalking @Doopie myself.

No not really.

But someone should.

Chris is already stalking Doopie again, on this very website no less.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

Chris is already stalking Doopie again, on this very website no less.

Jesus Herbert Walker Christ, is that the real reason he joined KiwiFarms? No wonder Jessica dumped his ass.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris is already stalking Doopie again, on this very website no less.

And he thinks is actual optimism, not the naive or sarcastic kind.

 

[Tetra]

What did we do now?

 

[The Dude]

So, What's the deal with Chris and curses? Why does he think he can just will them to happen merely because he says so? (for that matter, shouldn't he be more afraid of himself being cursed, since he has so many trolls that want to fuck him over?)

Look, curses aren't real, but hypothetically, if you believed they were, the general consensus (among believers) is that in order to inflict a curse, it takes POWERFUL magic, a specific spell, usually using some arcane language, and usually requires something that belongs to the person you intend to curse. And not only that, sometimes you need to sneak the "cursed object" onto your intended victim's person. So...yeah... Cursing someone isn't something you can just do at whim.

But Chris seems to think he can do it simply by virtue of decree. That right there is what we call a god complex ( and yet, he claims to be a devout follower of God and Jesus Christ?)

Chris is delusional, gullible, extremely impressionable, and highly unintelligent. He lives most of his life inside a bubble of non-stop video games and kiddie cartoons where magic and super powers are common. Since he knows he's powerless and has no control over his life, he engages in power fantasies and wishful thinking. The more his cognitive abilities have slipped over the past few years, the more his delusions have grown and the more he retreats into his fantasy world in order to cope with how harsh reality is. Not to mention, he literally has the mind of a child. His mental age is somewhere between seven and twelve years old, depending on how with it he is at the moment.

 

[Sanshain]

Chris is delusional, gullible, extremely impressionable, and highly unintelligent. He lives most of his life inside a bubble of non-stop video games and kiddie cartoons where magic and super powers are common. Since he knows he's powerless and has no control over his life, he engages in power fantasies and wishful thinking. The more his cognitive abilities have slipped over the past few years, the more his delusions have grown and the more he retreats into his fantasy world in order to cope with how harsh reality is. Not to mention, he literally has the mind of a child. His mental age is somewhere between seven and twelve years old, depending on how with it he is at the moment.

He's not really all that dumb. He can function in society much, much better than a great deal of people like him. He can drive, got a college degree and can manage his own finances (badly, yes, but I'm talking about ability to fill out forms and so forth, not spending habits). The majority of his issues are fairly typical autistic traits exaggerated to an extreme by years and years of total isolation from any kind of professional treatment.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

But we did NOTHING wrong tho.

 

[Professor Iris]

Had it not been for the F-Bombs he drops a couple of times in the video, I would have legitimately used it for my Halloween programme. Chris looks and acts like a pretty hilarious witch.

 

[CrayolaFuckinModelMagic]

What a disaster. And not one of your own making for once, Chris.

But seriously, she was a troll. Time to move on to brighter pastures. Reach out for the sunshine, Chris!

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

What did we do now?

KiwiFarms is sadly the red headed stepchild that gets blamed and beaten whenever something goes wrong.

 

[SOFA-KING RAAAAAA]

God I love when a story have a happy ending.

I can't wait for the next saga.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

KiwiFarms is sadly the red headed stepchild that gets blamed and beaten whenever something goes wrong.

Kiwi farms did 9/11.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

Kiwi farms did 9/11.

Kiwi farms is also being blamed for the blitzkrieg.

 

[purepowerlevel]

In the ages of TDS would Chris side with dirty jews like Michael Synder or the filthy alt-right Nazis at Kiwi Farms?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Is Chris getting fatter?

ftfy

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He's not really all that dumb. He can function in society much, much better than a great deal of people like him. He can drive, got a college degree and can manage his own finances (badly, yes, but I'm talking about ability to fill out forms and so forth, not spending habits). The majority of his issues are fairly typical autistic traits exaggerated to an extreme by years and years of total isolation from any kind of professional treatment.

No, Temple Grandin got a college degree. Chris got a nice little plaque in exchange for going away after 5 years of being a nuisance. Just because Chris can function better in society than a chronic masturbator, who can't speak except through clicking noises, means nothing since his functioning has only been facilitated by everyone around him giving him a a pass because he's a r*etard who still has yet to learn proper hygiene and grooming.

 

[Fulmango]

Chris is delusional, gullible, extremely impressionable, and highly unintelligent. He lives most of his life inside a bubble of non-stop video games and kiddie cartoons where magic and super powers are common. Since he knows he's powerless and has no control over his life, he engages in power fantasies and wishful thinking. The more his cognitive abilities have slipped over the past few years, the more his delusions have grown and the more he retreats into his fantasy world in order to cope with how harsh reality is. Not to mention, he literally has the mind of a child. His mental age is somewhere between seven and twelve years old, depending on how with it he is at the moment.

Don't forget the fact that he thinks fictional characters exist in alternate dimensions. Even worse, he thinks that he has a psychic connection to CWCville and whatever his pony character's name is.

 

[LittleShrigtrap]

Oh Chris, always blaming on "BAD TROLLS" for things you did all by yourself, as usual.