I CURSE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL!!! - To Hell, Back, Hell, Back, and Hell Again!!!

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FierceBrosnan said:
Wait what happened? Aside from a couple of speds the Q&A went super well.
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As far as I can understand, Jessica deactivated her facebook a day before her big date with Chris because, according to her, it had been hacked by trolls as a result of Chris coming here to participate in the Q and A session he set up and because of this Chris' "relationship" with Jessica. And because of that, she seemingly broke all ties with him.

However (if she has been yet another fake girlfriend as many here believe her to be), it could be that her real facebook was hacked and she decided to bail out, or that she wasn't hacked at all and chose to end it now because she felt that the charade had run its course, or because she's playing a longer game and plans to make up with Chris later on down the road just so she can get out of another date down the road.

But either way as you can see Chris has not taken it lightly. He went on a bat shit insane rant, completely missed the point of everything and blamed "us trolls" (even though in reality we had nothing to do with it, even if it even actually happened at all) and placed the most hate fueled curse he could possibly imagine on us all. Honestly I'm just disappointed that he didn't do it with a Curse-ye-hame-ha. That would have been the icing on the cake.
 
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Count Olaf said:
As far as I can understand, Jessica deactivated her facebook a day before her big date with Chris because, according to her, it had been hacked by trolls as a result of Chris coming here to participate in the Q and A session he set up and because of this Chris' "relationship" with Jessica. And because of that, she seemingly broke all ties with him.

However (if she has been yet another fake girlfriend as many here believe her to be), it could be that her real facebook was hacked and she decided to bail out, or that she wasn't hacked at all and chose to end it now because she felt that the charade had run its course, or because she's playing a longer game and plans to make up with Chris later on down the road just so she can get out of another date down the road.

But either way as you can see Chris has not taken it lightly. He went on a bat shit insane rant, completely missed the point of everything and blamed "us trolls" (even though in reality we had nothing to do with it, even if it even actually happened at all) and placed the most hate fueled curse he could possibly imagine on us all. Honestly I'm just disappointed that he didn't do it with a Curse-ye-hame-ha. That would have been the icing on the cake.
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I don't believe her real Facebook was hacked, not by us at least, because no one here even knows who she is. Plus it's just a little too convenient that it happened the day before they were due to meet IRL.

However, the existence of a "real Facebook" is interesting. I wonder if that's how she accounts for the general lack of evidence for her existence. Tell Chris she has two Facebooks, one for interacting with him and one for everything else that she couldn't let him see out of fear of trolls. That and Chris' wishful thinking probably helped to persuade him that she was definitely for realsies and not another fake woman.
 
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I'm only laughing at this because it's pathetic. He basically missed the whole point of whatever "Jessica" was teaching him at the time. I can only imagine that Jessica was basically someone who felt sorry and thought that she could "guide" him. Like that one cool girl who thinks that she can change the class clown into a cool dude from 90's tv show. The best thing about it, you can't change Chris. Chris refuses to change.

He could have changed for the better when he got his ass kicked out of community college.

Fucking hell, he could have changed for the better over the years. But nope. Like a child, he still is Christian Weston Chandler that every single person from high school now looks back and cringe in deep horror on how the hell this fuckwad is still around in society.
 
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Oh man what a thread. Thanks for making me laugh.
 
SomethingWittyandBadass said:
I'm only laughing at this because it's pathetic. He basically missed the whole point of whatever "Jessica" was teaching him at the time. I can only imagine that Jessica was basically someone who felt sorry and thought that she could "guide" him. Like that one cool girl who thinks that she can change the class clown into a cool dude from 90's tv show. The best thing about it, you can't change Chris. Chris refuses to change.

He could have changed for the better when he got his ass kicked out of community college.

Fucking hell, he could have changed for the better over the years. But nope. Like a child, he still is Christian Weston Chandler that every single person from high school now looks back and cringe in deep horror on how the hell this fuckwad is still around in society.
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nah. This was a troll from the start. And we all knew it. Come on. She broke it off with him THE DAY BEFORE they were supposed to meet and have their date.

She blamed him, for continually interacting with us, (and naturally, he blamed us), but I think it's safe to say "Jess" is on Kiwi Farms already, and has been observing with sadistic glee.

She was a long con troll, and boy did it pay off. We've never seen Chris rage so much over a "lost sweetheart"
 
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Raiken said:
Oh no!
At least he did not call us uncouth(sp?), that would have destroyed me.
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All things considered, we've gotten off pretty lightly.
Glad to see you're taking it so well Chris.
 
LegendaryChristorian said:
THANKS A LOT YOU GOD DAMNED BUNCH OF BASTARDOUS CHILDREN!!! Her Life Is Ruined!!! And It was My Fault for TRYING TO MAKE PEACE WITH YOU LOT!!! I Really Wish I Never Created THIS New Account and Tried to Reach Out!!!

Good Fucking Bye!!!
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I'll fuck you,I'll fuck you till your eyes tear up with my cum and your asshole catches fire fome the friction.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
WTF? I just got teleported to Norway!

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Oh, you'll pay for this, Chris. You'll pay.
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Hey, now, maybe the trip won't be that long. Maybe you'll just go to the other Hell.

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