i do not like static electrical discharge at all because it makes me wonder if my cat thinks that i have the power to shock her at will

[Otterly]

It’s like when the cat weaves between your feet and trips you up and you go flying and hurt yourself and then you have to apologise to the cat because it looks so offended that you hurt him when he tripped you up.
My cat is poorly I am worried about him

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

shock the cat

 

[Moral Decay]

Static electricity is a myth. The shock you feel is actually the result of the animal's golbiscius sac, an organ used the communicate information via electricity. We sadly are unable to process the spark of information, as our golbiscius sacs were battered away to Ashmedai many ages ago as part of a peace treaty.

In actuality, the look of shock and disappointment is the result of your animal being reminded that they are unable to communicate with you on any meaningful level. Please do not hold this information against your felines.