I don't understand the appeal of fireworks

[RollerGator]

If you've seen one you've seen them all. What is the fascination with them? Is it a poor person thing?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

haha flying rocket go kaboom whoaaaa so many colors and lights

 

[MrTroll]

They all look like penises to me for some reason.

 

[Tablet County]

That's because you're gay and unamerican. Get out of this country.

 

[cybertoaster]

Its less about the fireworks and more about the occasion.

But those who use fireworks out of season are retards and pyros.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

But those who use fireworks out of season are retards and pyros.

That happens a lot in my area from late June to about August or September. One year, some jackasses were setting fireworks off right by my house. A neighbor had to tell them to fuck off by shooting a gun at the sky. Yeah, she pulled a Boogie. Not sure who was the most American in this situation.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

 

[RollerGator]

That's because you're gay and unamerican. Get out of this country.

You need to stop staring up at the sky like a turkey and get a job.

 

[Tablet County]

You need to stop staring up at the sky like a turkey and get a job.

That's exactly what a communist would say.

 

[Half Empty]

They all look like penises to me for some reason.

That's strange 'cause they've allways looked like vaginas to me.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I wouldn't want to do them every day, but once a year is a lot of fun. What's there not to like about a light show and big explosions?

If your sense of child-like wonder and joy is that dead, you might as well just set off one last firework with a piece of lead in front of it.

 

[marisa #]

It's not complicated: rocket go boom, gives me dopamine. Same reason you shoot guns for fun.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/four-ways-fireworks-are-getting-even-better-180959680/

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Yes
Fireworks shows are always filled with Mexicans who, like with public parks, go because it's free.

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

Fireworks used to be special, a once a year sort of thing, when you celebrated the birth of a once great country.

Now anyone can get their hands on them, and niggers love them because they make noise and they annoy whitey when used out of context.

It's not complicated: rocket go boom, gives me dopamine. Same reason you shoot guns for fun.

Not complicated, but some of us train with weapons for 1488.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Fireworks are what you use to set up the crescendo of an irl event. They are good only when they are rare, and you should ideally prepare a large variety of different fireworks for the show, not just simple fountains in the sky. When used two or three times a year max, on very special days near midnight, you can end the party with them and after the show, the energy will ebb away and people will leave totally satisfied and feeling great.

 

[scrub]

OP. You have never been to a real fireworks show. Spend time with family or if you don't like family. Then make friends, it is what the fireworks show stands for and who you spend it with that matters.

Hope you feel better next 4th of July, if not sooner.

 

[PonderosaPete]

There's this one video of a wiener dog grabbing a tube of fire works after it's been set off and running around with it as his owners flee in terror as fireballs bounce of their trailer windows. Makes me laugh every time. Wouldn't have happened without fireworks.

 

[Inco G. Nito]

They look cool. They explode. Violence satisfies the mind.

 

[mannic]

i hate boring, yellow sparkling lights that are always used in new year. It would be better if all of the fireworks are colored blue or green