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- May 4, 2022
Now don't take this the wrong way, I know what and where the clitoris is, how to find it and what to do with it. I was declared the Pussy Eating Champion of the Tri-State Area for five years running. I have brought even the most frigid of women to climax using a variety of oral and manual stimulation (usually accompanied by a few ribald tales just to get the juices flowing so to speak).
No, what I don't understand is WHY it's referred to as a little man in a boat. First off, other than being vaguely canoe shaped, the vagina looks nothing like a boat. Second, even if we assume that it is a canoe, that's not where a man would sit or stand, as it is the absolute bow and would throw off the weight and balance and likely capsize the vessel.
Also, referring to it as a "man," even a little one is highly un-erotic, you might as well say lick me where that shit smear is. Something that would excite only the most degenerate of faggots.
But I am curious about the analogy, desoute how terrible and unanalogous it actually is. So if anyone wants to explain, feel free, I would appreciate it.
No, what I don't understand is WHY it's referred to as a little man in a boat. First off, other than being vaguely canoe shaped, the vagina looks nothing like a boat. Second, even if we assume that it is a canoe, that's not where a man would sit or stand, as it is the absolute bow and would throw off the weight and balance and likely capsize the vessel.
Also, referring to it as a "man," even a little one is highly un-erotic, you might as well say lick me where that shit smear is. Something that would excite only the most degenerate of faggots.
But I am curious about the analogy, desoute how terrible and unanalogous it actually is. So if anyone wants to explain, feel free, I would appreciate it.
