I failed at getting diagnosed with autism, AMA - Yep, I failed.

[I fucking love Cocaine]

https://allaboutcats.com/can-cats-be-autistic

I guess that's why you failed, OP.

 

[TurdFondler]

Being part of an online message board should be a clear cut indicator of autism. Can't believe they don't put that in the DSM.

Sucks that you're retarded but not retarded enough to get paid. Have you considered a career livestreaming your disastrous life and maybe selling handicrafts like wands or medallions?

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

It's not what is says on your certification that counts, it's what's on the inside that counts.
You sound like a regular @Webby's Boyfriend, so keep it up champ you're doing great

thanks, but I'm neither a pedo nor do I roleplaying online, I keep my neko worldbuilding thing myself most of the time.

Sucks that you're retarded but not retarded enough to get paid. Have you considered a career livestreaming your disastrous life and maybe selling handicrafts like wands or medallions?

Maybe, but my life is pretty mundane and boring and I don't really think anyone would be interested in my fantasy worldbuilding stuffs anyway.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Can you describe the process of the evaluation? If it makes you feel any better, you seem very autistic to me and I think they scammed you.

Sorry for double posting, missed this one before.
Well, I just told the psychiatrist that I can't stop talking to myself, have intrusive thoughts, monotone voice and pretty bad at communication, he said that isn't autism and diagnosed me with OCD instead.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Did you show your KF account? They would give you an immediate autism diagnosis.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Tests don't do shit. They often refuse to give you one.

 

[Pissmaster]

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https://allaboutcats.com/can-cats-be-autistic

I guess that's why you failed, OP.

but there's an entire book about cats being autistic

 

[defbloat]

Sorry for double posting, missed this one before.
Well, I just told the psychiatrist that I can't stop talking to myself, have intrusive thoughts, monotone voice and pretty bad at communication, he said that isn't autism and diagnosed me with OCD instead.

Do you actually have full blown conversations with catboys in your head or do you just speak and explain things aloud to nobody? Did you end up with any cool drugs?

 

[Socrates]

I patiently await your inevitable embarassing powerlevel meltdown in chat or one of the offtopic subforums.

 

[Muu]

>fell for the autism meme
I did that too, being a neet or a weeb doesn't make you have a mental disability you're just a failed normie. (In this nicest way possible).

This is real Autism op, stimming, non verbal, anger ect. I just googled stimming not trying to make fun of this kid.
But have you been tested for adhd or maybe something like assburgers?.

 

[Berserk Fury]

I'm neither a pedo nor do I roleplaying online, I keep my neko worldbuilding thing myself most of the time.

This is probably why you weren't able to get a pass. I think you've got to be as obnoxious and socially retarded as possible. Basically Chris, but toned down a bit.

 

[Bass]

So what's it like being a low-functioning normie?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

but there's an entire book about cats being autistic
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Google > Published Book. I think we've firmly established that at this point.

Take heart, aspiring autists. While you may no longer qualify as autistic due to the clarification of the A criteria for the condition in the DSM-5-TR, there is still hope you may indeed have a mental illness! Behold, Pragmatic Communication Disorder!

IACC Subcommittee Diagnostic Criteria - DSM-5 Planning Group | IACC

The Interagency Autism Coordinating Committee (IACC) coordinates all efforts within the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) concerning autism spectrum disorder (ASD).

iacc.hhs.gov

It's basically autism-lite for the autists the no longer qualify for the full-blown diagnosis. I think most people that have been kicked off the spectrum will find this disorder fits them like a glove.

 

[Dysnomia]

Did you show your KF account? They would give you an immediate autism diagnosis.

I feel like OP didn't study the Farms hard enough. Try again next semester.

but there's an entire book about cats being autistic
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I had an OCD cat with some weird 'tism traits. I once caught her rubbing each side of her face into an open blush compact repeatedly. Can't don't makeup. She would also take all the clothes out of open drawers.

 

[Sundae]

Can you retake the test, OP? If you can, just study more by spending extra time here on the Farms, and maybe join an obnoxious anime community if you haven't already, and you should ace the re-test.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Did they at least put you on a scale? Like having autistic traits but not full-blown autism?

 

[TurdFondler]

Did they at least put you on a scale? Like having autistic traits but not full-blown autism?

They tried putting him on the scale but he was over the weight limit and the zoo was closed that day.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Do you actually have full blown conversations with catboys in your head or do you just speak and explain things aloud to nobody? Did you end up with any cool drugs?

Just vocal stimming, I do imagine scene with my OCs in my head tho, and I don't do drug.

So what's it like being a low-functioning normie?

Pretty lame honestly, not even lolcow worthy likes a true autist does.

Can you retake the test, OP? If you can, just study more by spending extra time here on the Farms, and maybe join an obnoxious anime community if you haven't already, and you should ace the re-test.

Did they at least put you on a scale? Like having autistic traits but not full-blown autism?

Nope, not even a test, sadly.

 

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[Anon88]

Someone I know get themselves the autism diagnoses a couple of weeks ago. The trick is before going to see the doctor you need to make a super long list that has every symptom of autism on it and all the ways it manifests itself in you. You have to make sure it's at least two or three pages long, so the doctor won't actually read it all. He'll get board halfway though and just give you the diagnoses to get you to leave.