I feel defeated - 4/15/18

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Awwww, she couldn't work out for 30 minutes because of her "exercise induced asthma", feeling so defeated and doesn't know what to do. Here's an idea, genius, GO TO DOCTOR. And actually go this time. It's becoming more and more clear that she never went to a doctor in the first place. I give her 2 months tops before she's in a hospital with serious issues.
 
xenomorph said:
How is she allergic to one cat and not the other?
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useless doxy said:
She would more likely be allergic to Wasabi, given how long his fur is and the amount of dander trapped in it.
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Amber says long haired cats are much better for allergies because of that exact reason--the dander can't get to you cause of the long hair! Logic y'all, USE IT

She claims to be allergic to certain cats, ONLY Rarity and ONLY Charlie. Similar to how she's only sometimes occasionally allergic to ONLY scrambled ayygs.
 
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I'm cracking up because first off, she's been living with these animals for how long now? and only developed this allergy in the last 24 hours, somehow. Second, I dont know if I can speak for everyone with allergies to animals but my eyes never burned when I accidentally touched a cat or dog and then touched my eyes, they just itched. Third, she claims she suddenly has an allergy to Rarity and then IMMEDIATELY touches her eyes after presumably touching the cat.
 
frootloops said:
i really cant understand why she just doesn't hire someone whos a trainer, god Amber.
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Because then less money for food and Walmart shit.

melissarendato said:
you have to binge eat up to the time you start a diet. like you if you want to start January 1st, you should eat at the Cheesecake Factory everyday during December to prep. you won't ever be able to eat there again after all once your new lifestyle has begun.

then if you start the diet, but accidentally eat say a bag of Doritos, the diet has been cancelled and must reset the following week or month, but no sooner. again, eat at the Cheesecake Factory for the rest of the week, because you won't be able to ever again once your new lifestyle resets on Sunday at midnight.
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It really is amazing that these two fatties don't even have to fully diet to even drop a couple dozen pounds. They just have to eat less.

But as mentioned, if you don't have much going on in your life, just sitting around a house, you tend to get the munchies a lot. I guess it's more a question of a total lack of self-control and alternative activities with these two.

Rebel Scum said:
Poor little spider. The last thing it heard in this life was Amber’s screeching. RIP
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Death was a welcome release for him.
 
666EVE666 said:
Amber says long haired cats are much better for allergies because of that exact reason--the dander can't get to you cause of the long hair! Logic y'all, USE IT

She claims to be allergic to certain cats, ONLY Rarity and ONLY Charlie. Similar to how she's only sometimes occasionally allergic to ONLY scrambled ayygs.
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To be fair, my sister is like that with dogs. She's fine with my moms pom when he has his long winter coat, but when he gets his summer shave, he makes her sneeze and her face swells up. She can't even come over to my house without having a fit because of my short haired dog. It really is a dander thing.

That said, I think Amber is just full of shit and is blaming the cat for her being too fat to walk.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
That said, I think Amber is just full of shit and is blaming the cat for her being too fat to walk.
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Now, this sounds horrible, but this means the cat is stronger than her.

So what would happen in the derranged reality Hamber lives in if she consumed the cat?
 
Rabbit Bones said:
Don't be silly, Amber doesn't eat pussy. She's a pillow princess.
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Verified lesbian here. (I know powerlevel) Pillow princess means you get stuff done to you and not the otherway around. Amber has stated multiple times she only let like 2 exes go down on her due to her smell. Amber has also stated she usually does stuff to the other person.
 
shecameforcwc said:
Verified lesbian here. (I know powerlevel) Pillow princess means you get stuff done to you and not the otherway around. Amber has stated multiple times she only let like 2 exes go down on her due to her smell. Amber has also stated she usually does stuff to the other person.
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Not that I keep up with the sex habits of Big Al, but I seem to have recall reading that she used to make Destiny do all the work.
 
Would someone tell that land whale that spring has sprung and it's hay fever and allergy season. This has nothing to do with her cats, or she would have been itching and scratching while it was snowing. But she doesn't seem to comprehend that kind of logic. Tree pollen is very high right now in KY -- which is probably why she had trouble hauling her 500 pound ass around outside. No, instead, she'll leave the door open and Rarity Grey will "run away".
 
If I'm not mistaken Amber has claimed to be a pillow princess, but it was some silly double entrende on a photo of her bed(?) with a bunch of pillows on it. Something along the lines of "I have so many pillows! I'm a pillow pwincess."
 
0.49 The camera shows the back of her head, my GOD her hair is incredibly greasy! When was the last time she showered? She's so nasty.

And yeah, what exactly happened to walking an hour at the mall and now she can barely do 10 minutes LOL Such a damn liar
 
Optimus Prime said:
Because then less money for food and Walmart shit.



It really is amazing that these two fatties don't even have to fully diet to even drop a couple dozen pounds. They just have to eat less.

But as mentioned, if you don't have much going on in your life, just sitting around a house, you tend to get the munchies a lot. I guess it's more a question of a total lack of self-control and alternative activities with these two.

Death was a welcome release for him.
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Ah the sweet relief of death- Becky wishes that there was a big enough shoe to set her free.

Rabbit Bones said:
Don't be silly, Amber doesn't eat pussy. She's a pillow princess.
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Pussy is the ONLY thing that Amber doesn’t eat.
 
If she was allergic to rarity, she'd be having issues from living in the same house as the cat, not just from petting her. There ARE allergies that are from direct contact, but not dander. Usually in that case it's excrement (if the animal lives in a cage like a guinea pig), or pollen that's on the animal if it has been outside. But the cats don't go outside and them stepping in their uncleaned litter box wouldn't affect her the way she's saying. As we all know, she's just already setting up to get rid of Rarity for whatever fucked-up reason she wants to. She probably wants another dog to not take care of.

Also their fucking house is so junky now. I think when they finally kick Hamber out theres going to be a reckoning and every goodwill in the area is gonna stop accepting donations for a few months.
 
It has been reported that Rarity was peeing all over Rafe’s house. If this is the case then she is pissing up her place too. Now Amber might be getting pushback from the gays, right fully so, if that’s the case. Maybe Amber is setting the stage for a Rarity exodus because she doesn’t want to take the heat for not getting her cat fixed in a reasonable amount of time.

Or- she is just a moron. Bolth are possible
 
Malibougie said:
It has been reported that Rarity was peeing all over Rafe’s house. If this is the case then she is pissing up her place too. Now Amber might be getting pushback from the gays, right fully so, if that’s the case. Maybe Amber is setting the stage for a Rarity exodus because she doesn’t want to take the heat for not getting her cat fixed in a reasonable amount of time.

Or- she is just a moron. Bolth are possible
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I know Rarity was spraying allll over Rafe's house, not sure about peeing. However, Wasabi does poop outside of the litterbox. She says the vet said this is because "he's so furry".
 
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