I get to voice Lightning McQueen in Cars 4. Except there are two problems. - No. I am not Owen Wilson.

[Alex Hogendorp]

My voice sounds like this.

And if it fails in the box office. Disney would use me as a effigy in Bohemian Grove.

What do I do?

 

[Nameless One]

You go to a Chinese or third world animation studio and ask to be in a Cars bootleg instead.