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Semper Fi to all are feline guardians.

Getting stabbed by some random asshat is terrible, but given the alternatives, I'm glad nothing worse happened.

cockgoblin said:
That was me seriously not thinking clearly. It was close enough that like a dumbass, I figured it would be fine, even knowing that distance traveled doesn't actually make you more or less likely to be attacked.
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Has DnD taught you nothing? You get 1 random encounter per travel.
 
Gash Hound said:
damn girl, shave that body hair what the fuck

also why didn't they stitch it up? thats gonna get infected
& u said thats a day old stab wound?
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my friend i would like to introduce you to sticky gauze, a bruise, and black cat hair. that would be an impressive location for body hair since it's right next to my bottom rib. i like your visual priorities though

when a wound is deeper than it is wide it's basically a pit for bacteria. by stitching it up, you're making an artificial abscess that can just fester like crazy. as it is i normally have it stuffed full of sterile saline and a special packing gauze. this gets removed twice a day, which debrides the injury and keeps the edges clean, then it's rinsed with fresh saline and re-packed. hurts like a bitch but could be worse.

got stabbed tuesday. took the pic thursday.

RomanesEuntDomus said:
Semper Fi to all are feline guardians.
Has DnD taught you nothing? You get 1 random encounter per travel.
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this mother fucker salutes you, but only because he's been milking it for treats. everyone who has come to visit has brought his ass some chicken or catnip or something. spoiled fucker. i'm encouraging it heartily.

i thought i'd used it up in my conversation with the dealer who offered me first weed, then crack! felt like he skipped a few levels of drug intensity in there but who am i to judge
 
cockgoblin said:
my friend i would like to introduce you to sticky gauze, a bruise, and black cat hair. that would be an impressive location for body hair since it's right next to my bottom rib. i like your visual priorities though

when a wound is deeper than it is wide it's basically a pit for bacteria. by stitching it up, you're making an artificial abscess that can just fester like crazy. as it is i normally have it stuffed full of sterile saline and a special packing gauze. this gets removed twice a day, which debrides the injury and keeps the edges clean, then it's rinsed with fresh saline and re-packed. hurts like a bitch but could be worse.

got stabbed tuesday. took the pic thursday.
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Shiit, sometimes chicks grow hair in weird spots & it always fucks with my OCD; I got a radar for it after so many surprise titty hairs

Gnarly. hf with all that business; try not to get hooked on those percocets
& send that pussy some love on my behalf
 
Gash Hound said:
Shiit, sometimes chicks grow hair in weird spots & it always fucks with my OCD; I got a radar for it after so many surprise titty hairs

Gnarly. hf with all that business; try not to get hooked on those percocets
& send that pussy some love on my behalf
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ya good my man. that would be some pretty seriously wild hair. but yeah, basically a pussy/gauze assembled abdomen merkin. in retrospect, that's amazing.

this puss appreciates it. motherfucker has not left my side since i got home. you hear someone badmouth cats as being unloyal, kick their asses on his behalf.
 
it felt very weird. it was like pressure, then no pressure, and i looked down and couldn't see half of the damn blade. it was kinda like "damn, i can't believe it fit!"

so just like sex i guess. anyway, the weird part was that at first it didn't feel like much. over the last few days, though, the pain level's been very steadily increasing.

also, just for the record, i'd like it to be known if that motherfucker had tried to hurt my cat the level of violence in this crime would have been atrocious. this cat is the fucking best and i will not tolerate any threats towards him.
 
it's hard to say an absolute number? because of the way the skin separated from the abdominal cavity in a few places, it has some deeper pockets. i think the deepest is about 3-4 inches, but that's not straight in, that's kind of... down, parallel with the skin. i'm short, so the angle of entry for the blade was almost straight down.
 
cockgoblin said:
This is about when the cat attacked - in the chaos I reached for the kitchen knife to try and scare the fucker off, but in the aftermath, he wrestled it from me.
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Your cat has joined the ranks of couches in defeating criminal scum. Continue to love and value your cat until the end of time.
 
Lysol said:
If you can get one, I'd recommend a derringer. Don't even really have to do much to get it out of a holster and into an attacker's guts, and the smaller caliber bullet means it's probably going to bounce around a bit before it stops, doing a shitload of damage and making sure the idiot doesn't try that shit again.
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1. derringers are terrible unless you are familiar with using firearms in general, and often they are inadequate for personal protection whether by caliber (underpowered and has trouble with stopping the threat in a timely manner without precise shot placement) or design (tip up barrel/break action, unshrouded trigger, limited capacity, et c).

2. bullets do not "bounce around" inside a target. i've shot a lot of things, animals, and even some people, and the closest i've gotten to internal riccochets was a 30-30 spitzer fragmenting off the "inside" of a bear's ribcage and came back into the torso to embed into the lungs a little. if a bullet has enough energy to riccochet, it is almost certainly going to have the energy to either exit the other side, or fragment into low-mass pieces that tear a short distance and then stop in thicker tissues.

3. firearms are the great equalizer, but they aren't always the correct defense option for all people. in this precise circumstance, a combination of grappling techniques to escape a hold would have been more useful. the weapon selection after escaping a grapple is emphemeral. with any self defense, you always want to be trained by competent professionals, and put what you are taught into regular practice (by keeping fit with sports, by participating in a classroom setting, by making appointments to a firing range or dojo or boxing ring).

it's also worth noting that "pepper spray", "mace", and "OC spray" are different things. pepper spray is on the lower end as a cheap, easy to manufacture, and portable irritant/deterrant. as pepper spray depends on capsicum in low concentrations enough to be suspended in water, many people are completely immune to its effects. "mace" or more properly branded "Mace", is a brand of CN tear gas that's been dissolved into a hydrocarbon carrier for aerosolized dispersion. fewer people are immune to tear gas, but due to it's lighter-than-air properties, and that it's easy to wash off, it has little staying power and acts more as an irritant. OC Spray is concentrated "super pepper spray" usually with an emulsifier like propylene glycol, then suspended in water, to allow it to aerosol. capsicum is not water soluable, is an extreme irritant, and the combination of the higher concentration over mundane pepper spray (rating systems vary) and the emulsifier means that immediate exposure to mucus membranes is the feeling of being set on fire, the inability to breath, see, or swallow, and often the feeling of choking.

i generally recommend Red Sabre as a less than lethal alternative, with TASERs or a baton possibly.

not all chemical irritants or firearms are viable in all ares, consult your local laws. consider some grappling instruction, consider a single stack semi automatic handgun in 9mm, consider upgrading to OC Spray.
 
damn @Club Sandwich this is excellent, i'm saving this to keep track of. i have a good friend who used to teach self defense geared towards shorter women, i'll see what he's got and see about getting some ideas from the officers who took my statement, since we've been in touch.

in your personal opinion what sort of firearm would be best for the guardian cat? can i update his body type into a cougar or what? actually maybe getting a couch will push him over the edge into perfection.
 
cockgoblin said:
it's weird, i live in a predominantly black neighborhood, but this fuck was white as snow. i like to believe he was an incel, and having a pussy drop onto his shoulders was too startling. also, my thought process is shit, turns out percocet fucking rides it like a goddamned pony on crack.

a few days later, and i am feeling like being alive is a fucking gift. it hurts like a fuck but it's a reminder that god damn it, i'm alive and i'm in my house. no one's gonna scare me out of it.
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That's where you fucked up. Living around niggers is a bad idea. There's a reason white flight exists.


Inflatable Julay said:
get a gun
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Also job applications, paternity tests, noose, whip, books, and a branding iron. These things strike fear in a nigger's heart.

 
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yeah aight, cool, but let's keep on topic: what strikes fear into the heart of a white rapist? gun's in the works.
 
cockgoblin said:
it's my natural reaction to cover fear/pain/whatever with off-colored humor. i think one of the first things i said to the doctor was, in fact, "good thing i haven't started that diet yet!" when i saw that the cut had gone through some adipose tissue.

also, it is easy to be jolly when you're loaded as fuck on percs.
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Beta blockers are thought to prevent PTSD from developing when taken soon after an event like yours, could be worth mentioning to a doc. Being attacked really sucks, it's worse if it haunts you for years. I'm sorry that there are scummy piece of shit men who would do this.
 
cockgoblin said:
yeah aight, cool, but let's keep on topic: what strikes fear into the heart of a white rapist? gun's in the works.
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Alright so here's my personal advice to fending off white niggers as well when it comes to guns. If strictly for home defense I recommend getting a fulll size pistol or revolver. I suggest going to a range with somone who is experienced with guns and renting a few to see how you like them. Then pick the one you felt the most comfortable shooting. Then take courses on how to shoot and get comfortable with your weapon.

Don't just buy a snubnose because idiots always suggest that to newbies not realizing that snubbies are harder to shoot due to more recoil, muzzle flash, and smaller grips.

The key is to be comfortable and trained with your weapon. People often just buy weapons and think having them means they can use them effectively.
 
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