I had a panic attack yesterday, should I get myself a gun?

[Black Light Red Panic]

Mama always said I'd me the chosen one. She said it's good to be gay on the ground floor, gayer than my father ever was. But in some ways he was straighter. I can't help but feel . . I came in the ass

 

[Shidoen]

Landmine on a stick for all your paranoia needs.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

You should buy several.

 

[roblox gay nazi sex club]

why buy a gun when you can get the police to shoot you

 

[AMHOLIO]

For anyone actually thinking about doing this who isn't OP, please see a therapist.


For everyone who's OP, a stunning and brave marine in the Kiwi Corps., buy 20.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

buy a stress ball and carve a gun shape out of it

 

[Lorgar]

You sound like the exact type of person who should have a gun. I recommend several and all of them as big as your state will allow.