I hate the Internet and everyone on it

[usernames can change now!]

lol thank fuck I remembered the password to the lolcow.email address I haven't logged into since making this account

 

[MeltyTW]

Tranny faggots couldnt even shut down my one singular insignificant account because i managed to find the napkin scrawled with my throwaway sign up emails password i left in another building.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Fuck me running, never thought I'd see the day.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Welcome back, niggerfaggots.
I legit missed you all!

Thank you Null for tard wrangling us!

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

 

[SqueakyClean]

The Farms never dies. Welcome back everyone and thank you Jersh.

Cope, seethe, and neglect to dilate.

 

[kidatari]

I seriously missed Kiwifarms and everyone, glad the site is back up for the time being

And from the bottom of my heart, thank you Null

 

[XANA]

Hey man, thanks for all that you do!

 

[ChonkyNeko]

Cheers for all the hard work.
We're fucking back in business, boys!

 

[spinal gas chamber]

This is the exact opposite of what @Lowtax would have done in the same situation. Excellent work to Null.

 

[jsingal69]

how the fuck do we stay winning?

 

[crows in guns]

Glad to be back

 

['Ol Stinky]

Can't keep a good farm down baybee.

 

[AnonymousKot]

i miss you niggers

 

[McSneaks]

Literally caked in cum ngl (just like your girly panties since you still have male cocks, you faggots)

 

[Grift Garrison]

Thank you for not letting the faggots win

 

[The Guy]

insha'allah, cock.li let me in today

 

[MeeM Medic]

We're back, and I can finally have a BIG helping of the best content on the web.

Yes, it's cat pictures, casual discussions about food, some God-awesome jokes and more cat pictures.

I don't even know what makes a lolcow or who Keffals is, but I hate having to skip my fun stuff.
I have taken the time the site is down to learn extensively about these.

I am deeply shocked and saddened by Keffals, both by his dubious actions and his current state.

If you're reading this, Keffals, we shan't be getting sloppy anytime soon. Dilate!
(I hope I'm using this correctly, transgender speak is relatively new to me.)
(I also hope this is offensive. I am angered at the site going down.)

My thanks to the Telegram friends for entertaining my silly endeavors in the meantime.
Your cat pictures were gorgeous, we talked about home-cooked food and the memes were on point, although they sparked fierce debate.
I hope to have entertained the lot of you as well.

But anyway we cut it, Josh can cut the mustard, and I like to believe he's using a very big knife.
Do swords count as knives?
A thousand blessings upon this one.

I'd like to thank this man greatly, as computers and servers confuse me to no end.
They go "Beep bap boop!" and do cool things and that's about as much as I know.

Summary: Have fun, everyone! Keffals is not nice and Josh is the man of the hour!

 

[Kyuss]

I'm back, please contain your orgasms.

 

[M3xus]

Happy to see you guys again.

Yes, even you. You little shit.

Thanks a bunch, Jersh!