I hate the Internet and everyone on it

Very glad this site is back, got a lot of catching up to do
Hope I can participate again in the secret santa :optimistic:
 
Thank you for giving me a voice Joshua Moon. I came to your website because I felt voiceless elsewhere. I know I am an abomination to your and many of the forum members but I thank you for allowing me to speak freely. KiwiFarms was never a negative or a dark place for me. I associate KF with fun, silliness and an advanced form of generative humour. I spent nights browsing this forum, trying to LMAO quietly so as to not wake up my family members. Still burst out laughing and woke people up. I will never forgive the TRAs for trying to distort this experience or trying to take that away from me. Thank you again. I highly respect you, even though I know it's likely not mutual, that's OK. I respect anyone who is good at what they do. Now back to shitposting, I didn't get that shitposting badge for nothing!
 
It could be the associated post was deleted. I'll look it up in the morning.
Thanks Jersh for your Sisyphean efforts in getting this place back online. I was genuinely worried for a bit and now I'm just beside myself.

Keffals will never be a woman
 
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Sorry I did this.

Guess who's back, back again
KF's back, Ref a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?
Null's created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to effort-post no more
They want gay-ops, We're just gossip
Well if you want gay-ops, this is what we'll give ya
Replies that call you "fag!!" mixed with some neg-stickers
Some glow-posts that'll jump start the feds quicker
Than a strike when I get struck on my MATI archive channel
By Globohomo when I'm not cooperating
For calling trannies groomers, while they're obfuscating (hey)
You waited this long to stop dilating
'Cause KF's back, they're on the rag and ovulating
I know-that you got the chop, Liz-Fong
But your husband's still got a smaller dong
So the T-I-M's won't let us meme or let us post memes or so it seems
They tried to shut us down on the (I)nternet
But then doxed Null's mom so this is what they get
So come on and reg, work on your threads
Just don't necro shit and post like a sped,
And get ready 'cause post-rates about to get dreadful
In your thread 'cause our domain's back, "Fuck you, Keffals!"
 
Thank you Jersh and everything you have done to keep this site going. Also I missed all you autistic faggots, took me a while to remember the password to the email I used to sign up lol.
 
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