I hate the Internet and everyone on it

[Joggin Noggin]

Josh is a madlad and we shall revel in the cope and seething from the troon brigade. Long live the Kiwis and thanks Jersh for all the hard work

 

[Gef Mongoose]

I was on the site and watched it die while it was being hacked.

Suddenly my life has become less productive since it came back up. Thank you Josh .

 

[LargeChoonger]

I am using a throwaway email, yes (should probably change that too), but my password management was physically writing it down and locking it in a safe. Beat that

 

[Null]

throwaway is like 10 minute mail. if it's a real fucking service that you just don't use it's fine.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I was on the site and watched it die while it was being hacked.

Suddenly my life has become less productive since it came back up. Thank you Josh .

Same. I was on my break at work. I was looking at the Spoony thread to catch up on the various horrors of his life. I was confused because, randomly, purported screencaps of Twitter would be random ass images. At one point there was like half a dozen screencaps of Twitter, but instead they were all pictures of Brianna Wu (which, admittedly, was pretty hilarious to see). I just figured it was some server error. Then I go to click the next page, and I get a message saying I'm "not approved to view this content." Confused, I went to the main page and saw that, one by one, all of the subforums were being deleted with each refresh. Eventually everything was gone, and then the site went offline.

Pretty fucking crazy. Glad the site is back up though. I get a lot of ass time at work, and I'd rather spend that time laughing at posts about weirdos then, like, reading news articles, or God forbid, looking at Facebook like some normie fuck.

 

[Zoobles]

The lover of free speech thanks you, but I will miss that fresh air and exercise I've been getting

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Same. I was on my break at work. I was looking at the Spoony thread to catch up on the various horrors of his life. I was confused because, randomly, purported screencaps of Twitter would be random ass images. At one point there was like half a dozen screencaps of Twitter, but instead they were all pictures of Brianna Wu (which, admittedly, was pretty hilarious to see). I just figured it was some server error. Then I go to click the next page, and I get a message saying I'm "not approved to view this content." Confused, I went to the main page and saw that, one by one, all of the subforums were being deleted with each refresh. Eventually everything was gone, and then the site went offline.

Pretty fucking crazy. Glad the site is back up though. I get a lot of ass time at work, and I'd rather spend that time laughing at posts about weirdos then, like, reading news articles, or God forbid, looking at Facebook like some normie fuck.

I was drunk and doing some early morning Luna Slater catch up. I was really confused when it blocked me from accessing the next page. Eventually I become aware of what was actually going on. The chat was one of the last things going on. It was like watching a train wreck. I couldn’t look away.

My WiFi actually went out for a few days last week. At least AT&T chose to sever my network connection when the only good thing on the internet was gone. And I had that time to spread the word about the situation to some of the people in my life who I confide in. They all agree that it is big dumb.

 

[Senior Frogmin]

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

We are so back boys

 

[87q6839b]

Seems like the matrix kf news bot can't get pass the ddos filtering ;_;

 

[Homoturk]

Thanks for bringing back the Onion, Jersh!
Not to be rude, but I like to ask if the Onion is slow for anyone or just me?
Sorry if someone already asked this, each page takes alteast 3 minutes to load so I haven't been able to look at most posts.

 

[Cozy]

You've done the impossible!
Thank you, Josh
And thank you Kiwi Farmers
You guys are amazing!

 

[Canned Onions]

I am using a throwaway email, yes (should probably change that too), but my password management was physically writing it down and locking it in a safe. Beat that

the philip k dick method, classic!

 

[Barbarella]

I read 8 books and my house is clean again.

Thank Josh we’re back, that much productivity scares me.

I use a password forwarder, simple login, works pretty good.

 

[Berrakh]

Thank you Josh.

 

[wlan0]

Glad to be back!

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

Thanks, Jewsh. This whole situation has been super bullshit and it's miraculous you're still going so I might as well say it now before the next thing happens. I hope the trannies seethe themselves into their amorphous graves.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

You, sir, have titanium balls.

Thank you for being the only person with integrity on this shithole place we call the internet.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Oh I'm in boys

SO much faster with these new servers, based Josh

 

[Alex Krycek]

Semper ladies and gents.

Reminder there are only 2 genders.