I hate the Internet and everyone on it

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I LOVE THE HALLOWEEN THEMING. I didn't know if we'd get it this year with your hands so full, Thanks Josh!
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I'm gonna shit my pants laughing if Null accidently obliterates Cloudflare's monopoly. The site is running smoother than the Cloudflare era ever did, and we're getting actively DDoS'd.

Live free or die, motherfuckers.
 
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The trannys have only made the Farms stronger with their antics.

Lucas, Kermit Wang Chung and that FO76 faggot can go seethe on Tweeter. The Farms isn’t going anywhere.
If you want to be a glass half full kind of person, another way of looking at it is that it was a good opportunity to stress test/improve site security and infrastructure. I do hope the failed dump reminded people using identifiable emails to change them though. Making a new email takes minutes, and they don't care if you are a frequent poster, or a lurker (this applies to you guys too). They will target you anyway if they can identify you. That's what happened with that Atomwaffen site and the "mapping hate Canada" initiative. They doxxed people regardless of their actual user activity.

I don't want to see anyone (poster OR lurker) here get doxxed and get fucked over. That crash during the attempted dump was a combination of their incompetence and our luck. But when state-sponsored hostile actors are in play, expect a breach to occur at some point and be prepared for it beforehand. No security is 100% foolproof.
 
There is a light at the end of the tunnel, a lot of people seem to forget about it actually:

As time goes on it becomes increasingly likely that the next Carrington Event-scale geomagnetic storm will occur. This is not a "maybe"; this is something that will happen. Many big brain space homies think it will be pretty soon, or that we are actually overdue for another storm. When it does hit our planet it is almost certain that it will be around a decade or more before Earth's electrical grids are all completely restored. There will be no internet for a very, very long time. And such a storm will happen about every couple hundred years.

It will be chaos at first but then humans will be forced back into a lifestyle that requires hard work, interacting with one another for better or worse, possibly hunting for their food, having to make life or death decisions on the daily, and defending themselves and their loved ones from harm. Frontier justice will be commonplace.

I refer to this being a light at the end of the tunnel because no matter how fucked up or ass backwards or insane our society or government or neighbors get, we can always rely on Mother Nature to reset humanity to the mid 1800's every so often. No electricity or internet might sound like it would absolutely suck, and for some people it definitely would. But you'll adapt, and probably be a whole lot happier. The happiest moments in my life occurred in the real world, and I am sure yours did too.
I just want you to know that I rated this post horrifying not because I don't want the internet to go away, but because if I have to live without electricity or indoor plumbing for an indefinite amount of time I'm just going to tap out. I am a weak first-world bitch and I make no justifications about it.
 
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