I hate the Internet and everyone on it

[Ersatz]

And Tweeter told me Kiwifarms was dead.

Silly trannies, Kiwifarms always wins and you will never be women.


Now go dilate your axe wounds.

I missed this website.

 

[Sped Smoker]

Keep featherin it brother

 

[Soycast Guy]

Hello niggers. My life didn’t really change with the site down, but I do feel bad for Josh. Trannies can cope and seethe though.

 

[Wyald]

Good, Trannies can keep coping, seething, and dilating before they 41% themselves.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Thread (site) anthem baybeeeeee

 

[Geoffrey Leonard]

Cope trannies
Cope niggers
Cope Dominic

 

[Clem Fandango]

No homo, but... I missed all you niggers.

Alright, that's enough mushy stuff. Back to shitposting.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

Yayyy we're back! Missed all the famers and all cows! Thanks Null and thanks all people who're helping behind the scenes.

 

[New Xi Land]

Thanks Josh for your hard work

 

[Sovegaard]

COME ON AND SLAM
AND LUCAS IS A MAN

 

[McSchlomo]

While I was on reddit (I know, shut up), I stumbled upon a thread actually defending KF. Like everyone else on reddit they were saying that while we are all terrible people and this is a terrible website, BUT whats happening to it is still a very, very bad precedent. I suppose thats the best I could expect from reddit, and I'm fine with it. I can absolutely understand why most people wouldn't like the way we interact and think we are very bad people. Even without all the smear articles.

What gave me hope is that the people talking the usual retarded shit where its clear that they just read the gayest articles and the transest tweets, were actually strongly downvoted, while people (carefully) defending the existence of the site were upvoted.

Most people, at least in that thread, seemed to understand that what is happening here is actually an attack on the Internet as people my age, and more importantly, also Nulls age, understand it should work. And if we lose that Internet, we will never get it back.

And maybe also that shitting on retarded trannies and general faggot losers should not be an immediate death sentence.

 

[John_Smith]

A toast to Dear Leader for his absolute tenacity.

The aptly named Kiwi Crush (one of them anyway) You can make your own by following the specs under the spoiler.

Spoiler: Specs for the cocktail

1 Fresh Kiwi fruit, halved and the flesh scooped out and muddled in a shaker.

60ml of a citroen vodka. Vodka is boring. I wonder how this works with a good light rum. Hmmm. Better. Everything is better with rum.
15ml lemon juice, fresh squeezed
30ml apple juice, unsweetened.
7.5ml Orgeat (the internet will tell you how to make your own. It's an almond syrup.)
OPTIONAL: 2 tranny tears. (2 drops of 20% saline solution-- 20 grams of salt dissolved in 80 grams of water.)

Add the liquids to the muddled kiwi fruit and shake with ice. Double strain into a coupe glass, or a martini glass if you're into that sort of thing. A Nick and Nora would work too. Garnish with a slice of fresh Kiwi fruit. Enjoy.

Even the lolcows are glad the Farms are back. They missed the attention. Pictured below is noted Lolcow Fatrick Tomlinson showing his support for the Farms by holding up a pineapple. The idiot thinks it's a kiwi fruit. He also claims to have grown it in his backyard garden, stalker childs.

 

[PandaChai]

It's good to be back

 

[MegaFaggot]

Thank you!

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Thank goodness, I thought I’d never be able to tell everyone that I think Chris is fat and I would not have sex with him!

Really though that’s a lot of determination from Null and I hope he doesn’t get screwed over again.

 

[Ammyterasu]

And Tweeter told me Kiwifarms was dead.

Silly trannies, Kiwifarms always wins and you will never be women.


Now go dilate your axe wounds.

It's good to be back, frens.

 

[Zezima]

Good to be back. Now then, what's your fishing levels?

 

[Cheese Trap]

thanks, josh. Kiwi has become a Phoenix.
I hope you're getting enough sleep.

 

[DeathsDesign]

I applaud your hard work and self taught tech skills @Null . Anyone that actually knows what they're talking about understands what a sisyphean task security can be. Especially when you are such a huge target by angry, tech savvy troons, whom we all know dominate the ITsec field. Thank you for bringing one of the last true free speech websites back, wresting it from the grasps of the TRA fascist menace. Know that you do have friends and support at these tech companies but we have to keep it on the down-low these days...the industry is highly, highly cucked by the enemy and their useful idiots.
Also, fuck networking, I fucking hate that shit... and apparently so do most networking guys going by how hard it is to find one that actually understands more than the basics that every IT person knows. Seems like 90% of them hand wave and bullshit their way though their job.

 

[Consoomer]

goddamn it jersh, are you gonna force me to check breached.to 24/7 to make sure our goddamn data hasn't been leaked since 2019?