I hate the mulatto perm!

[tijuana gay hookers]

Why is that every zoomer male be they black, white, brown, yellow, or red all have the same god awful haircut? The sides cut short like a Hitler youth crew cut and the top are curley and puffy as a jewfro. Its like if you put a mullet on the front of the head. The blond ones look the worst, they all looks like a pile of shit but when the hair is yellow it looks like there's pieces of corn in there. Anyone who has this haircut orders doordash and masturbates twice every day. These men are pussywhipped slaves who look like poodles, last time I went to a barber they gave me one of these after I explicitly asked them not too. I forced him to shave all the hair off the top and I left bald. I seriously cannot express my hatred for the mulatto perm in words frfr!

 

[Slaeghunder]

I also hate that haircut. Keep fighting the good fight op

 

[sniggered]

what is it with zoomers wanting to be niggers?

 

[Bogliacci]

Zoomer I know wanted to get it but the stylist told him his hair was too thin on top for a perm. Guy already has a bald spot and thought it'd hide it lmfao

 

[Just A Butt]

lol calm down grandpa

 

[Shig O'nella]

"last time I went to a barber they gave me one of these after I explicitly asked them not too."

Soyboy OP confirmed.

Pathetic.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Anyone who has this haircut orders doordash and masturbates twice every day.

Breaking into homes to watch someone masturbate breaks at least two laws in most countries.

 

[Law]

Anything is better than male-pattern baldness.

 

[The Magnificence]

Oh, the "ratty mushroom!" Yeah, trust me younger dudes, you are not gonna look back on this trend happily. Still and all, it's your heads, so whatever.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Kids with this haircut don't know their dads and/or Jack it to incest porn.

 

[Some Badger]

I’m waiting for this hairstyle to die like I know it will, only for it to inevitably be supplanted by something worse. We’ve had undercut hairstyles and fauxhawks in vogue for what, a decade now?

 

[glad vlad]

My least favorite youth trend, they look like they’ve strapped a toy poodle to their head.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

lol calm down grandpa

 

[Just A Butt]

when are you going to make the thread about how their music sucks?

or how you don't understand that amogus meme?

 

[Whatevermancer]

It's bussin fr fr no cap.

 

[Ita Mori]

what is it with zoomers wanting to be niggers?

The telly has told them nogdom is best for all and it's what women want.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Anyone who has this haircut orders doordash and masturbates twice every day.

Twice a day? Those are rookie numbers, it's like they're not even trying to be a real degenerate.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You must've sounded really faggoty when you told 'em you don't want the retard zoomer haircut so you can't blame 'em for doing it

 

[Pissmaster]

The hairstyle is shaped like that so when you shove their heads into a toilet, their hair fills in the bowl hole so it keeps more water in there when you flush

 

[Moe Szylak]

It's basically the modern equivalent of the 90's curtain hairstyle that everyone had.

Kids love the current trend, but in a decade or so will cringe when they see their old photos.