I have a bird nest with hatchlings above my porch. Should I knock it to the ground and feed the chicks to my cat?

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

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[Gay Joker]

Why would you feed the chicks to your cats? You knocked it down yourself, enjoy the fruits of your labor.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

If your cat cant climb that tree, your cats dumb as hell.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

If your cat cant climb that tree, your cats dumb as hell.

It's nestled on a ledge right below the second floor deck.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

It's nestled on a ledge right below the second floor deck.

If your cat cant climb that ____________, your cats dumb as hell.

 

[DankSmoker]

I had hummingbirds nesting at my porch a while ago, they would dive bomb any asshole that approached.

 

[Nice Comoesta]

I had hummingbirds nesting at my porch a while ago, they would dive bomb any asshole that approached.

I’d put that shit on a listing to up the homes value.

 

[DankSmoker]

I’d put that shit on a listing to up the homes value.

Took down the string of lights it built its nest on but I still see the fuckers around, they are cool.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

No. Protect that nest. Had the privilege of being a mommy robin's trusted human before. It was amazing being able to watch her children grow up. One tried to make her own family here a year or so later. That sadly didn't work out thanks to wind.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

You're being an attention whore. Stoppit

 

[rel=alternate]

If it's meant to be, it will happen. Your cat does not need your help.

It also ruins the challenge, which is probably the funniest part for cats. You're a cunt and ruin everything for everybody, just don't touch anything.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

You're being an attention whore. Stoppit

This is Q&A. Every thread is an attention whore thread.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If your cat eats the hatchlings the mama bird will smell the cat on them and won't take them back into the nest.

 

[OrionBalls]

I hope it's a Jay nest, and the father pecks the hell out of you and shits all over your car. PS: I don't even like birds, I just enjoy assholes suffering.

 

[DankSmoker]

I hope it's a Jay nest, and the father pecks the hell out of you and shits all over your car. PS: I don't even like birds, I just enjoy assholes suffering.

Oops, all sparrows!



Honestly the the best bird to have around are hawks, they scare off pigeons.