I have a gender studies assignment that I need to submit today. - It's bad.

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Fuck this. Why is this a prerequisite of the course? So much whiny words to read analyze and then spit out.

 

[Clop]

Come on now, post it.

 

[Imperialist #348]

you poor bastard.

 

[left arm]

While I wonder what you are doing that requires you to do gender studies assignments, you'll get a feels rating regardless.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Gender studies is an academic requirement because female instructors are too ugly to acquire beta orbiters the usual way, so they do the next best thing: make you pretend to like them or else.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Come on now, post it.

I have to look for arguments to support it.

Good thing there isn't a word count lmao!

While I wonder what you are doing that requires you to do gender studies assignments, you'll get a feels rating regardless.

It's college bruh.

 

[Franjevina]

I would just hand them folded piece of paper that says " Hitler did nothing wrong " and walk out .

 

[Zǒngtǒng bǐ dēng wànsuì]

I have a gender studies assignment that I need to submit today. - It's bad.

More of a collection of reasons against it

http://www.sfu.ca/~decaste/OISE/page2/files/Brown-ImpossibilityofWS.pdf

This should be usable for your venture

http://www.sfu.ca/~decaste/OISE/page2/files/Wiegmanwomenstuds.pdf

http://www.nideffer.net/classes/270-08/week_07_gender_economy/rimpofrace_leonard.pdf

This is quiet the chunky one, wouldn't be wrong to take this as your main source as its a compilation of articles
Field overwiew

https://www.esrea.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Appendix4ESREAbookMaksimovicetal2016.pdf

Tip: start with some bshit intro taken out of one of the above sources, worm your way through them and find some chunky bits to sparkle on the intro. Next just use the last one to list the Research fields and who is currently (well its from 2016 but it works well enough for college) working on them or better said who has made some publications there and just list some reasons quasi parsed out of whats written in the field descriptions. You could delve a tad deeper for a better mark but ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Answer]

Just butter up your professor by telling him or her what they want to hear and get through with it. Hide your powerlevel and don’t try to own the libs or whatever cause that won’t do you any favors.

 

[LateNightComics]

Make some shit up for the easy A and peace out. Just tell those faggots exactly what they want to hear and smile.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Just hand in a picture of your cock.

 

[break these cuffs]

Make some shit up for the easy A and peace out. Just tell those faggots exactly what they want to hear and smile.

This is the correct answer, but it isn't very funny. Come into your next class with this professor in an attack helicopter cosplay and explain your identity to everyone.

 

[Golly]

Make some shit up for the easy A and peace out. Just tell those faggots exactly what they want to hear and smile.

I agree with this point. College courses tend to only teach to one side of the argument, making reasoned debate in essays pretty difficult unless you want to commit serious independent study to it, which could prove difficult depending on course load. I also imagine that in this class it's a great way to get an unnecessarily important professor to get in the way of your preferred subject.

What you coud do is apply whatever ridiculous theory they're shoving at you to the point of stupidity. This helped me out of a bind with Freudian symbolism and I ended up writing an essay about how Turn of the Screw is just about masturbation. My lit professor called it "playful" and gave me an A.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

This is the correct answer, but it isn't very funny. Come into your next class with this professor in an attack helicopter cosplay and explain your identity to everyone.

This.

If you don't get yourself expelled for our amusement you're a cuck.

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

Just hand in a picture of your cock.

Pretty hard when I don't own one.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Pretty hard when I don't own one.

I can get you one cheap. I know a guy.

 

[Christ Cried]

Just print out a picture of the 23rd pair of human chromosomes, turn it in, and take your expulsion like a champ

 

[Okkervils]

What is the topic exactly that you have to support?

 

[Foolish Samurai Warrior]

I can get you one cheap. I know a guy.

I mean I could always just get one from the internet.

 

[break these cuffs]

I mean I could always just get one from the internet.

But would you know it's fresh?