I HAVE AN ALIEN SNAKE IN MY BRAIN SEND HELP

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Sigh. Again? And just this week? Fine, Majestic-12 should be on their way as you read this. Please stand by~
 
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If it makes you feel any better, it's actually an Earth snake, albeit usually found only in a small number of natural habitats.
 
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I can't. I'm busy right now. If I remember I'll call the alien snake police the first thing in the morning.
 
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Don't worry, it's a symbiote. Unless it's actively trying to make you squander your money and get AIDS, maybe it can actually improve your life.
 
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Solution
Ive dealt with this before.

Find the nearest floor-length mirror. Drop your pants. Grab your dick. Start jacking it while maintaining direct eye contact. Eventually shits gonna get awkward and the snake will just sorta leave.
 
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Not an Hero said:
Ive dealt with this before.

Find the nearest floor-length mirror. Drop your pants. Grab your dick. Start jacking it while maintaining direct eye contact. Eventually shits gonna get awkward and the snake will just sorta leave.
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Yes that's what Ruined by rain always says, when someone walks on her doing this, for sure.
 
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Look between your legs and you'll see the head of the snake coming out. Yank it out or cut it off.
 
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