I have been informed I am on Uncle Duty for Independence Day with impressionable kid(s) in attendance - is there an easy way to get rocket engines like pre-911?

[Cats]

Present an impassioned lesson about the Revolutionary War. Teach them to reject and hate the globohomo agenda. Mold them into Patriots.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Gather them around the fire..and tell them the Story of the Killdozer, then read them Industrial Society as a bedtime story.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Like he almost blew himself up more than once.

It’s not a proper 4th of July celebration unless at least one American life hangs in the balance.

 

[mister fireworks]

no offense but if you need to crowdsource which fireworks to buy you might be too retarded to operate them.

 

[Snaaake]

You sound like a good Uncle.

 

[oldTireWater]

Don't you have access to some cool Cartel fireworks?