I have never seen Null and Joshua Moon in the same room at the same time

I saw Joshua Moon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
i once saw Joshua Moon trip someone on the sidewalk, breaking all their teeth, only for Mr. Moon to force the teeth back in their mouth as they cried out for help. After forcing the last tooth in he punch them straight to the jaw, breaking the teeth into paste. i think he said it was because they supported Palestine but in the horror of it i don't remember clearly.
 
I heard that Null did 9/11.
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I'm still holding on to my schizo theory that streaming personality "Joshua Conner Moon" and Kiwifarms admin "Null" are two different people. My evidence is that "Joshua" seems to have a decent sense of humor, speaks somewhat eloquently, and doesn't take himself too seriously.

When "Null" expresses himself in writing, however, it's always the most caustic, hypersensitive bitchfag bullshit wrapped in barely comprehensible nigger speak.

if you dont stop shitting my fuck up in the shit ill ban you retard niggers, bro

I hope he doesn't read this because I'm slightly scared of him yelling at me.
 
I saw Joshua Moon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I still remember the first time I saw this copypasta. Someone posted it about DSP and I sat and read and reread it for like 20 minutes because it sounded so utterly bizarre yet somewhat plausible. Still rates as one of the best copypastas for me because of that - it especially works well with bizarre, esoteric semi-famous internet personalities. I think people probably still fall for it a bit too.
 
I tried to offer Null a piece of cheese. he said it's american and therefore not real cheese. he then changed my account name to "plastic cheese fag", gave me a pink triangle, and told me to kill myself. Joshua Conner Moon would never do that, I think this 'Null' is a bad influence on him.
 
One time I saw Johm Potter in my local grocery store, in the dairy isle. I started to approach but then he started reeeeing for 15 minutes straight shouting "that's not real cheese!" Then it hit me, that wasn't Johm Potter, it was Joshua Conner Moon the entire time. Had me fooled for a minute, so I just got my cane sugar Dr. Peppers and left.
 
I tried to offer Null a piece of cheese. he said it's american and therefore not real cheese. he then changed my account name to "plastic cheese fag", gave me a pink triangle, and told me to kill myself. Joshua Conner Moon would never do that, I think this 'Null' is a bad influence on him.
If this story were to be true he would obviously give you a yellow triangle.
 
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I'm still holding on to my schizo theory that streaming personality "Joshua Conner Moon" and Kiwifarms admin "Null" are two different people. My evidence is that "Joshua" seems to have a decent sense of humor, speaks somewhat eloquently, and doesn't take himself too seriously.

When "Null" expresses himself in writing, however, it's always the most caustic, hypersensitive bitchfag bullshit wrapped in barely comprehensible nigger speak.
jersh hates Serial Experiments Lain cause he Lain, quiet in person but when he's behind the keys, look out! he'll call you 8 different slurs you didn't know existed while eating pizza (with hollandaise sauce) in his bear pajamas in his Flo-Rida apartment with his watercooled 4090 Gigabyte timebomb. he hates cause he lives it.
 
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