I have no real reason for an AMA thread, AMA

[WW 635]

I wanna free copy

lol no, record your sex tape yourself next time

nothing is for free in this dirty world

Especially not that sandwich I made you. Put out or get out.

 

[RK 672]

Who is crazier: Todd Knisely or Michael Nuccitelli?

 

[Cthulu]

ol no, record your sex tape yourself next time

perv

 

[Coldgrip]

Do you prefer to show you dates the dark corner of the basement where you'll set up a shrine to them after the first date or during the first date?

 

[Carlos Thin]

Cricket or Baseball?

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Why do you think meth makes my cum smell terrible?

 

[WW 635]

Who is crazier: Todd Knisely or Michael Nuccitelli?

That's impossible to call at this point. The crazy never ends with these two. Their combined networks form one giant lolorganism.

Do you prefer to show you dates the dark corner of the basement where you'll set up a shrine to them after the first date or during the first date?

Lol nice assuming I'm going to take them on a date first.

Cricket or Baseball?

I'm obligated to select hockey regardless of whether it's an option or not.

Why do you think meth makes my cum smell terrible?

Because meth makes everything smell terrible. Switch to cocaine.

 

[DNJACK]

What do you think of cherries?

 

[WW 635]

What do you think of cherries?

Cherry popping is weird. I would never want to fuck a virgin.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Skirt or skort?

 

[WW 635]

Skirt or skort?

Skirt... unless it's on a guy, then fuck off, tranny

 

[DNJACK]

what about born-again virgins?

 

[WW 635]

what about born-again virgins?

Even worse because they're Evangelical Christians who will demand I commit to a monogamous relationship for a period of no less than 2.5 years before an extended engagement which will then be followed by an overpriced wedding attended by people I don't know and then an awkward honeymoon where they recite Bible verses at me before putting out.

 

[DNJACK]

ANd what about fucking-up a virgin?

 

[Rat Speaker]

Chunky or smooth peanut butter?

 

[Rat Speaker]

Manual or automatic transmission?

 

[Rat Speaker]

Sorry for double posting.

Red or blue?

 

[Rat Speaker]

Sorry for triple posting

Soccer, futbol or ice hockey?

 

[WW 635]

ANd what about fucking-up a virgin?

Only if it cries.

Chunky or smooth peanut butter?

Chunky for sandwich, smooth for toast.

Manual or automatic transmission?

Manual is sexier but automatic is more practical in some cicumstances

Sorry for double posting.

Red or blue?

No you're not... Red

Sorry for triple posting

Soccer, futbol or ice hockey?

Hockey

 

[DNJACK]

Oh it will cry.Hopefully it will cry blood.