I have questions only CWC can awnser - What is CWC's current phone number or where can I find his real number?

[The Fool]

Also if you just fucking browsed here for 10 minutes you'd notice Chris already answered this question. As expected, the merge is selective based entirely on what he wants. If a universe has Giygas then chris just decides that Giygas doesn't happen now. Really not complicated, no depth to it, you're thinking about this more than Chris has and that's not something to be proud of.

 

[LofaSofa]

my dad beats me

 

[TVB]

 

[Clop]

It's still April 1st, right?

 

[Okkervils]

kill yourself

 

[Nekromantik]

It's still April 1st, right?

Best joke I've seen today.

 

[Looney Troons]

my dad beats me

When he’s done, send him over to @Lord of Cringe’s house.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do you kiss your mother with that dick cozy you call a mouth?

 

[Antipathy]

The less we talk about the Merge, the longer it will take for Sonichulhu to break the interdimensional barrier and construct the cursed realm of CwcVille over our screaming corpses.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

You toucha da poo poo, you eata da poo poo.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Trying to catch Chris in a moment of hypocrisy is pointless. He doesn't understand the concept of contradicting himself and will hmm yeah away your psychic assault.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

If this is an April Fools' joke, okay, fine. I've seen better. If this is real, then you need to lurk more, reevaluate your decision-making process, and don't pozload my negholep, or you'll be mocked even more relentlessly.

 

[RG 448]

I relayed your question, keep an eye out for her response.

 

[The Fool]

I relayed your question, keep an eye out for her response.

Do note that Chris has to speak in cryptic phrases in her tweets as to avoid her followers finding out she has contact with the farms, it could damage her reputation. Try to interpret her coming tweets and tell us what you figure out.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Good thread, OP.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Posting before it gets locked!

Can someone mercy ban OP?

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Please, OP, talk more about your magic OC goddess. The good people need to know.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Wow. Fucked right off after forty whole minutes on the site. Amazing.

EDIT: it is also takes all of a minute to find Chris' real number. It's never changed & he's dropped it in numerous videos. What an idiot.

 

[Colmerry]

This is all I can think of while reading this thread.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

@Lord of Cringe

How the fuck are so many of you people alive when there are things that exist like blazing ovens to topple into headfirst.. oncoming traffic to wander aimlessly into.. sharp objects to play with near major arteries..? ?

First time I've ever gotten to say this with zero degree of tonguue-in-cheek: KYS OP.

Seriously. You & everyone that acts like you have destroyed my faith in both God & Darwin.