I identify as Australian

[RussianParasite]

Why is it so “cool” to be an Australian these days? Like, growing up, I didn’t know a single person who identified as one but now they are seemingly everywhere. I get that there is a rare genetic disorder in which someone can be born both Australian and American (or whatever nationality), but it is exceedingly rare and usually these types end up picking one or the other eventually.

Please stop getting so aggressive and annoying with your made up pronouns, online outrage, and “kangaroos.” You’ll look back at this moment in your life with with immense embarrassment if you don’t stop trying to be special.

 

[Pee Cola]

I get that there is a rare genetic disorder in which someone can be born both Australian and American (or whatever nationality)

Greg Norman Syndrome is a real and debilitating illness.

fuck off ye bloody wanker derro cunt

yeah nah

 

[Carlos Thin]

You have no Vegemite.

That’s a good thing

 

[nekrataal]

I would’ve thought your pronouns would be yeah/nah

 

[Doctor Placebo]

@Soapism Get back in your cell then.

 

[SITHRAK!]

@Soapism prove it, repeat your OP in the Australian thieves cant of your choice and not just a smattering of mainstream Australianisms that 4chan seppos have picked up from getting bantered at.

Jeez champ, take a sec and have a good hard think about whatcha just posted.
Old mate just flipped like a loose thong in the Bronte surf and I for one think we should get him on board.
He might have come down in the last shower but Real Australians Say Welcome.
Sure he's not a leb, a curry muncher, a wog or a slope, but I'd rather have a seppo than any of them any day.
We'll start him out on the truckie scones, Bunnos snags and veebs and before you know it he'll be bashing leb cunts at Cronulla like a fucken legend.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Jeez champ, take a sec and have a good hard think about whatcha just posted.
Old mate just flipped like a loose thong in the Bronte surf and I for one think we should get him on board.
He might have come down in the last shower but Real Australians Say Welcome.
Sure he's not a leb, a curry muncher, a wog or a slope, but I'd rather have a seppo than any of them any day.
We'll start him out on the truckie scones, Bunnos snags and veebs and before you know it he'll be bashing leb cunts at Cronulla like a fucken legend.

cunt

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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I have this video on my desktop for some reason. Don't remember putting it there.

@Soapism fry me up some koala.

 

[milk]

My favourite Australian Songs
Some Aboriginal Rap

Can't forget the Abocore Metal Band, Petrol Powered Goonbag Holocaust.

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Oi cunt Im tryin' to tune ya.
You wan' sum bewwies uo yiour vagionia?

 

[Pee Cola]

Nobody will ever be more Aussie than this cunt:

My favourite Australian Songs
Some Aboriginal Rap

Can't forget the Abocore Metal Band, Petrol Powered Goonbag Holocaust.

Can't forget Chappy. He busts some sick moves.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Funniest Australian coming through. Most Americans think that Dame Edna is the only comedian Australia’s produced, but this guy deserves to be way more famous.

 

[SITHRAK!]

cunt

Your mum’s got a cunt like a size twelve gumboot. Can take a foot easy and never says no.
You probably barrack for the Crows ya poof.
Everyone else in school liked either Fords or Holdens but you decided you like taking it up the arse.
Meet me in the Maccas car park at 1am and I’ll fucking smash you m8

 

[Second Sun]

Dapto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFca-jyJbXw

 

[Idiot Asshole]

If you haven't made a pilgrimage down to Glenrowan and thrown back a couple for Ned Kelly you're about as Australian as a curry on a work visa. Get the fuck out of our country.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Dapto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFca-jyJbXw

tool is a good band

 

[Pee Cola]

If you don't own at least one album by The 12th Man, you're unAustralian.

... and if you can't quote at least one track in full from Still The 12th Man, you're a poofter.

Bonus points if you can do a Max Walker impression without it accidentally turning into a John Howard impression half way through.

 

[Begemot]

Taut eh tim vig su et delo rektub klat, or some mad hectic eshay yarns. I'd even accept a bit of the old rhyming slang if he's a boomer.

Is 'eshay' some weird NSW thing?

 

[Lucky Jim]

Strangely, when British in the Victorian Era wanted to punish their most hardened criminals, they shipped them wholesale away from crappy, damp, foggy, dirty cities packed with whores, addlebrained idiot children, and thrill killers; shipped them south to a place with actual warm weather: Australia!

 

[C.U.N.T.]

Strangely, when British in the Victorian Era wanted to punish their most hardened criminals, they shipped them wholesale away from crappy, damp, foggy, dirty cities packed with whores, addlebrained idiot children, and thrill killers; shipped them south to a place with actual warm weather: Australia!

Only after America got full