I just ate a banana with a mushy brown part and now have 20 minutes to live

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YWNBAM said:
Okay, Jeffrey Dahmer, now I am getting very concerned about your fascination with defiling dead bodies. Hope those totally real adult femboys of yours are doing alright.
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I'm just fulfilling his last wish on his behalf, since he unfortunately passed away before anybody answered his question.
 
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Dick Gayson said:
What do you think he would have liked to masturbate to?
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It's a good thing you asked this creepy question, Mr Gayson. You see, I have a connection to the underworld, so I can talk to the spirits of recently deceased virgins 🔮🔮🔮

Coincidentally, I've just asked Napoleon Bonerfart if he'd like to masturbate to all femboys of the world being put into a chopper and turned into minced meat, and he surprisingly said yes! It's the only thing he'd like to see. As you are a good and kind-hearted person, I'm sure you'd agree to fulfil his last request.
 
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YWNBAM said:
It's a good thing you asked this creepy question, Mr Gayson. You see, I have a connection to the underworld, so I can talk to the spirits of recently deceased virgins 🔮🔮🔮

Coincidentally, I've just asked Napoleon Bonerfart if he'd like to masturbate to all femboys of the world being put into a chopper and turned into minced meat, and he surprisingly said yes! It's the only thing he'd like to see. As you are a good and kind-hearted person, I'm sure you'd agree to fulfil his last request.
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I'm practically cumming already just thinking about it.
 
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YWNBAM said:
It's a good thing you asked this creepy question, Mr Gayson. You see, I have a connection to the underworld, so I can talk to the spirits of recently deceased virgins 🔮🔮🔮

Coincidentally, I've just asked Napoleon Bonerfart if he'd like to masturbate to all femboys of the world being put into a chopper and turned into minced meat, and he surprisingly said yes! It's the only thing he'd like to see. As you are a good and kind-hearted person, I'm sure you'd agree to fulfil his last request.
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No that was just gas releasing for my anus after bloat kicked in.

Sorry you missed your window but botulism is the only STD being served up right now.
 
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