I just got banned from 4chan

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As he came into windows
It was the sound of a trannyscendo
He came into discord
He left the cumstains on xer shorts
He ran for his noose mentally unstable
He could see xe was unable
So he ran into the offtopic thread
They wished xim dead
It was xer doom

Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?
Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?

Jannie, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign in windows
That he sneed you - a gemscendo, jannie
He came into the based department
He left the cumstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the discord room
You were coping down
It was your doom

Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?

You've been hit by
You've been hit by a sneed criminal
Ow!

Jannie, are you okay? (I don't know)
Will you tell us that you're okay? (I don't know)
There's a sound in windows (I don't know)
Then he Chuck you, a coalscendo jannie? (I don't know)
He came into the based department (I don't know)
Left cumstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)
And then you ran into the discord room (help me)
You were coping down
It was your doom jannie (dag gone it)

Jannie, are you okay?
So, jannie, are you okay?
Are you okay, jannie?

You've been hit by
You've been hit by a sneed criminal
 
Last ban for me was for racism on /g/. The /g/ janny is the biggest, fattest and most paedophillic of all jannies.
 
Is there even a reason to go to 4chan anymore? All the hobby shit I can get from this very forum, and all my shitposting needs are met by soyjak.party. There really is no reason to use 4chan anymore especially since it's been compromised over the last several years.
 
Is there even a reason to go to 4chan anymore? All the hobby shit I can get from this very forum, and all my shitposting needs are met by soyjak.party. There really is no reason to use 4chan anymore especially since it's been compromised over the last several years.
Lack of needing an account, maybe? Then again, that's just if you want to be part of the community and you don't need to do that to read the threads.
 
The handful of times I've tried to post to /pol over the years, I've been told I was banned, despite having no activity there. Do they just blanket ban entire blocks of IPs? Regions? I'm not Indian so that seems unfair.

Edit: just tried and it worked. Free at last.
 
You’ve got 72 hours Seinfeld, that’s 3 days!
 
I've been banned a few times, usually by one of the more zealous mods for being off-topic. Most recently though, I posted a picture of a guy with really large droopy tits in a fps/fph thread and they said I posted nudity even though the dick was censored.
 
Always a sign that you're probably doing something right. Problem is, if you don't have a dynamic IP where you do most of your posting, eventually they start banning you for 30 days at a time and then permanently due to the history they collect on you over the course of years. More of that bullshit where someone who tries to be half-honest gets fucked because of that honesty:
"Dumping a couch at the thrift store? Here comes a cop to write you a ticket, because the store has cameras to catch people like you. Should've dumped it in the ravine instead."

At least bans don't shut you out of viewing boards altogether. That was murder back before archives humbled the staff.
 
Every serious thread I make gets deleted and me warned or dies with 0 replies and every two second shitpost hits the bump limit, I've long since stopped trying and only go now to shit up boards as much as possible because fuck jannies
 
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